remember that episode of icarly where spencer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fell down the stairs and broke his neck and gibby got framed for it because he was practicing autoerotic asphyxiation in the elavator

It's important to remember as a goblin that some children are much taller than us, so the only way to get at that sweet ♥♥♥♥ spider is to stand on a farm bucket and go to town on a brown spot