It is an honor for me to introduce Deadly as a new member of our study group. I have known Deadly since high school and consider him one of my gayest friends. With a master's degree in Nanotechnology and ten years as a full-time researcher of great penises, Deadly's knowledge will benefit our efforts in many ways. Please take a moment to introduce yourself, so he can begin to feel at home. I know you will come to appreciate him, as many did.