[4:55 PM]
Gunslinger:
do you store ur shit in glass jars in case there's a zombie apocalypse and you need to use it as fertilzer to grow ur own food or no?

[4:56 PM]
Pyrocarrot:
not yet but thats a good point

[5:07 PM]
Gunslinger:
I think my next preperation step would be to buy some UV lights to store in case the world went to hell
that way I could just shit all over the house and grow my own food without ever having to leave

[5:07 PM]
Pyrocarrot:
huh, really makes you think

[5:08 PM]
Gunslinger:
the thing is humans learn to adapt and I could even bring in more survivors for extra fertilzation benefits and we wouldn't even notice the smell come a weeks time

Gunslinger: Alright
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U ready ?
Gunslinger: Yea
ilikeflatchestedgirls: https://prnt.sc/jgo9yx
Gunslinger: And im jealous why?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: I’m not a virgin anymore
Gunslinger: U lost ur virginity to a creature?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: It’s a human
Gunslinger: nice standards
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Yeah
Gunslinger: Why does that thing look like a rotten fish butt?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Ur high megatron
ilikeflatchestedgirls: She looks like a normal human
Gunslinger: I didnt know humans could look like that i apologize
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U never seen an Asian girl before ?
Gunslinger: Yeah i was expecting asa akira not whatever that thing is
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Wtf seriously
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U need to come to China to see asians
Gunslinger: Why?
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Online.
ilikeflatchestedgirls: So that u can differentiate human and creature
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Away.
Gunslinger: I know an ugly ass hoe when i see one
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Online.
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Good
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Online.
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U updating the steam group picture ?
Gunslinger: I would apologize to you and say that I was only trying to give you a hard time. But u put ur pinch in some stank my guy.
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Online.
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Ok?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: I’m deleting in 5 mins
ilikeflatchestedgirls: The artwork
ilikeflatchestedgirls: I’m letting you save the picture
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Quick
Gunslinger: why?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: I thought u always save my picture ?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: For the steam group
Gunslinger: u rite
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U coming to China to see my Girlfriend ?
Gunslinger: why u finally going to bring that thing to the chinese restruant so u can eat it?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: I not going to eat her
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Away.
Gunslinger: ur more racist than I am, u don't even know ur own culture
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Online.
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Ur totally high
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Did u save the photo
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Cos I delete it megatron
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Deleted*
Gunslinger: yeah if I wasn't so high right now I totally would've been all for going to china to see ur pet dog
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U have nothing better to do huh megatron
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Saving other people’s photo
Gunslinger: what am I doing?
Gunslinger: who's photo did I save?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Mine
ilikeflatchestedgirls: And posting this chat
ilikeflatchestedgirls: On the steam group
Gunslinger: well it's ur lucky day kahong
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Away.
Gunslinger: I don't save human like creatures with animal like deformations to my computer because it would make me sick every time I see it
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Online.
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Good
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Thank you
Gunslinger: ah man ur a little bit mad now that ur gf turned out to be ugly so u deleted the picture
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Online.
ilikeflatchestedgirls: No I don’t want the whole world to know
ilikeflatchestedgirls: I want to keep it private
Gunslinger: sure
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Away.
Gunslinger: https://prnt.sc/jgo9yx
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Online.
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Really nigga ?
Gunslinger: what?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U said u would be sick ?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Every time u see
Gunslinger: I never saved it to my computer I put it on that website and saved the Link for it
Gunslinger: so I wouldnt have to see the picture
Gunslinger: i didnt lie to u man we cooll
ilikeflatchestedgirls: If u change that to the steam group picture I will block u
ilikeflatchestedgirls: For real
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Nvm I’ll just block u now
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Cos u posted on the internet
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Bye
Gunslinger: U RITE
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U wrong
Gunslinger: U RITE
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Yeah I should block u
ilikeflatchestedgirls: And I won’t unblock
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Goodbye megatron
Gunslinger: u mad?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U will get swatted for posting other people’s photo without permission
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Away.
Gunslinger: im not gonna do anything with ur picture relax
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Online.
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Ok
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Away.
Gunslinger: alright than we cool?
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Online.
ilikeflatchestedgirls: No until u delete the photo u posted
Gunslinger: posted where?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Fuck u
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Ur blocked permanently
Gunslinger: u mad?
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Offline.

xX_ichigo_Xx666: sup
Gunslinger: rekt
xX_ichigo_Xx666: yea op weapon for this specific map i think gg none the less :)
Gunslinger: 500+ hrs getting beat by a person who hasnt played the game in a year
Gunslinger: nice man
xX_ichigo_Xx666: why so salty?
xX_ichigo_Xx666: first time playing 2v2 ever for me
Gunslinger: because i raped u and i wanted to save my semen so i could fap later
xX_ichigo_Xx666: ok
Gunslinger: u got niggered
xX_ichigo_Xx666: understandable
xX_ichigo_Xx666: i reported you for rascism
Gunslinger: u reported me because ur a pussy lets be real here
xX_ichigo_Xx666: also reported for sexism
Gunslinger: why u so salty?
xX_ichigo_Xx666: were is salt?
Gunslinger: niggers farm it in africa and give it to the white man
Gunslinger: u feel?
xX_ichigo_Xx666: sorry english is not my native language can you reiterate
Gunslinger: nah im not a chiner so i dont undertand u either
Gunslinger: shieet
Gunslinger: do you watch sponge bob gunt man?
xX_ichigo_Xx666: im getting conufes i must say, and you dont seem to try to clear up my confusion so i have no need for you anymore. bye
xX_ichigo_Xx666 is now Offline.

ilikeflatchestedgirls: is the usb sound card better or the headphone jack
Gunslinger: i thought u were smarter than me because u went to college
Gunslinger: ?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: my school didnt teach about headphones?
Gunslinger: what did they teach u?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: lifeskills, networking, programming
Gunslinger: sounds like a nerd skill to me
ilikeflatchestedgirls: not all computer science student are nerds
Gunslinger: yeah they are
ilikeflatchestedgirls: proof it
Gunslinger: u know what ur right, u went to that school ur dumb af so u must not be a nerd
ilikeflatchestedgirls: why is the hyperx cloud 2 cable so long?
Gunslinger: so u put it in ur dick hole and piss it out on top of someones head if they piss u off
ilikeflatchestedgirls: did anyone do that?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: in real life
Gunslinger: my mom did it in real life

Gunslinger: ur playing single player
Gunslinger: on hearthstone
ilikeflatchestedgirls: high iq ai
Gunslinger: do u wanna get high?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: no
Gunslinger: do u wanna get fucking high?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: no
ilikeflatchestedgirls: watch my stream
Gunslinger: im trying to get high
ilikeflatchestedgirls: good luck
Gunslinger: im suffocating myself in my shirt to get high
Gunslinger: DUDDE HOLY FUCKK
ilikeflatchestedgirls: ya?
Gunslinger: IM FUCKING HIGHHHHHH
ilikeflatchestedgirls: ok?
Gunslinger: omfg im gonna throw up this shit is wild
Gunslinger: should i stop suffocating myself or should i try to get higher?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: up to u
Gunslinger: u wanna do it with me?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: no
ilikeflatchestedgirls: ?
Gunslinger: why not?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: because im already high?
Gunslinger: u ready to take another hit yet?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: no?
Gunslinger: we're gonna overdose and see if we cant wake up when we're done
Gunslinger: be high af yo
Gunslinger: its completely up to you man
Gunslinger: so what do you say
Gunslinger: you wanna get fucking highhhh?
Gunslinger: dude dont make me start without u
Gunslinger: where are u?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: watch my stream first
Gunslinger: dude we cant stream right now we're getting high
Gunslinger: where are u?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: watch my stream first
Gunslinger: dude we cant stream right now we're getting high
ilikeflatchestedgirls: im streaming while high
Gunslinger: DUDE THAT SHIT IS RISK AF YO
Gunslinger: what if the police found ur stream and u got swatted live on air my niggg
ilikeflatchestedgirls: my country doesnt have swat sorry
Gunslinger: so ur telling me if i move to hong kong i aint gonna get arrested by no cop?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: ya
ilikeflatchestedgirls: watch my stream
ilikeflatchestedgirls: im playing ranked while high

ilikeflatchestedgirls: Nice try
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U set the privacy to group only
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U didn’t delete
ilikeflatchestedgirls: I’m reuploading it
Gunslinger: wtf i deleted it tho
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Stop pretending
Gunslinger: ur a piece of shit u didnt hold up to ur end of the deal
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Online.
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U broke the deal
Gunslinger: its all deleted
Gunslinger: how?
Gunslinger: which steam discussion can you still see?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: I still see it
Gunslinger: which one?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: All of them
Gunslinger: name one
ilikeflatchestedgirls: I give u one min to delete
ilikeflatchestedgirls: All
ilikeflatchestedgirls: If not I’m blocking u
Gunslinger: they're all deleted
ilikeflatchestedgirls: And reuploading
Gunslinger: what the hell they are all deleted if u dont believe me
Gunslinger: than tell me at least one steam discussion u can still see?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: This entire chat
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Goodbye
Gunslinger: whats the title of it?
Gunslinger: ur lying to me
ilikeflatchestedgirls: No more chance already
Gunslinger: you're lying to me
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Nope
Gunslinger: whats the title of the discussion?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Ur lying
Gunslinger: no ur mad because ur a piece of shit and u dont know if theyre deleted or not
Gunslinger: but im telling u they are
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Giving u another min
ilikeflatchestedgirls: To delete
Gunslinger: which ones do you see?
Gunslinger: because they're already gone
ilikeflatchestedgirls: I’m just gonna block I’m
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U*
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Ur wasting my time
Gunslinger: you're breaking the dael
Gunslinger: *deal
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Nope
ilikeflatchestedgirls: I still see it
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Delete it or I’ll block
Gunslinger: do you still see them?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Yes I’m watching what ur doing
ilikeflatchestedgirls: From ur monitor
ilikeflatchestedgirls: U set them to private
Gunslinger: what streamer am i watching right now?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Britbong
Gunslinger: wrong answer
Gunslinger: britbong is way better than any faggoty streamer u watch btw
Gunslinger: i deleted all the steam discussions btw
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Screenshot the group
ilikeflatchestedgirls: From ur perspective
Gunslinger: no i dont have to go out of my way to prove this shit to you i already told u its done
Gunslinger: you dont have any evidence that the discussions are still there
Gunslinger: ur talking shit from ur ass hole
ilikeflatchestedgirls: If u don’t prove it I’m gonna reuploading
Gunslinger: than ur not a man of ur word and u have no honor
ilikeflatchestedgirls: Same goes for u
Gunslinger: you say ur smarter than me because u go to college but u dont honor agreements
Gunslinger: same goes to me? I deleted it all
Gunslinger: u fucking retard lmao
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Offline.
Gunslinger: ur making accusations at me but u have no proof
ilikeflatchestedgirls is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.
Gunslinger: goodbye faggot

ilikeflatchestedgirls: im blocking u forever
ilikeflatchestedgirls: never unblocking u
ilikeflatchestedgirls: goodbye
Gunslinger: why do you want to b lock me?
Gunslinger: just tell me why
ilikeflatchestedgirls: why do u want to add me
Gunslinger: i thought we were friends?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: we dont play with each other?
Gunslinger: there's no good games out
ilikeflatchestedgirls: wrong answer
ilikeflatchestedgirls: ur blocked
ilikeflatchestedgirls: bye
Gunslinger: u dont like me?
Gunslinger: i dont deserve this
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i will unblock u if u delete all the discussion in the steam group
ilikeflatchestedgirls: goodbye
Gunslinger: alright dont block me
Gunslinger: which ones do u want me to delete?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: all of them
ilikeflatchestedgirls: if u want me to be ur friend
Gunslinger: why do u want me to delete it first of all?
Gunslinger: is it offensive to you?
Gunslinger: i dont understand
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i dont want anonymous
ilikeflatchestedgirls: want*
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i want to be anonymous*
Gunslinger: you mean to say you want to be anonymous?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i dont want to be identified
ilikeflatchestedgirls: by name
ilikeflatchestedgirls: bye
Gunslinger: wait
Gunslinger: do u want to play pubg for real this time
Gunslinger: ?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: no
ilikeflatchestedgirls: delete all the discussion
ilikeflatchestedgirls: then ill unblock u
ilikeflatchestedgirls: ur just gonna troll me in pubg
ilikeflatchestedgirls: rite?
Gunslinger: this stream group helps you out
Gunslinger: dont u want free help?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i dont want to be identified
Gunslinger: but it's part of the help
ilikeflatchestedgirls: no thanks
Gunslinger: alright enough bullshit ill tell you whats going to happen
Gunslinger: ill delete every discussion
Gunslinger: if you take all the child pornography off ur steam profile
ilikeflatchestedgirls: ok
ilikeflatchestedgirls: deal
ilikeflatchestedgirls: the nekopara background?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: also remove?
Gunslinger: just take the fucking child porn off man
ilikeflatchestedgirls: ok done
Gunslinger: ok now i will delete the shit
ilikeflatchestedgirls: if u dont delete all i will reupload
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i give u 5mins
ilikeflatchestedgirls: thanks
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i go to sleep
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i need to sleep
Gunslinger: ok
ilikeflatchestedgirls: goodnight
Gunslinger: goodnight
ilikeflatchestedgirls is now Away.

ilikeflatchestedgirls: what the fuck do u want
Gunslinger: do ur parents know ur a pedo and u fap to cartoon 8 year old girls?
Gunslinger: huh?
Gunslinger: do ur parents know ur a pedo?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: none of ur business
ilikeflatchestedgirls: :)
Gunslinger: is that why your friends in real life bully the hell out of you because you rape little kids?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: no
ilikeflatchestedgirls: stop guessing
Gunslinger: thats what a rapist of children would say
Gunslinger: its kind of messed up you have sex with little kids in my opinion
Gunslinger: In the united states u would be goin to prision for that shit
Gunslinger: but thats probably why you like it so much where you live
Gunslinger: just answer the question and ill leave you alone
Gunslinger: why are you a piece of shit?
Gunslinger: you going to be a grown up and answer the question or do you still think you're 6 since you like to rape toddlers
ilikeflatchestedgirls: im still under 18
ilikeflatchestedgirls: they are not toddlers
Gunslinger: That's exactly what I thought man, you're a real piece of shit. Stay out of the OneKind TS server. You keep joining just to listlen and being a fucking creep without talking. Stay in your shit hole third world country and never come to America. If I saw you in real life I'd beat the living shit out of you and save the child you drugged and were dragging into a dark alley
ilikeflatchestedgirls: drug is not allow in my country
ilikeflatchestedgirls: allowed*
ilikeflatchestedgirls: im coming to america
Gunslinger: you better hope you never see me here
Gunslinger: we dont take kindly to child molesters here
ilikeflatchestedgirls: sorry i dont molest childrens
Gunslinger: What do you do then
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i play video games for a living
Gunslinger: then why do you look at child porn you fucking creep?
Gunslinger: you avoid the questions because you're a coward
Gunslinger: you have the fucking shit all over your steam profle and you claim you're not a pedo
Gunslinger: you're actually retarded
ilikeflatchestedgirls: whats wrong with the photos
ilikeflatchestedgirls: on my steam profile
ilikeflatchestedgirls: actually im smarter than u
ilikeflatchestedgirls: cos u went high school
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i went to college
ilikeflatchestedgirls: anything to say?
Gunslinger: thats actually the most retarded thing you can possibly say. If you think college makes you smart then idk what the hell is wrong with you.
ilikeflatchestedgirls: college makes us smart
Gunslinger: I'm just glad you were born with deformed hands and crooked as teeth with each one pointing in a different direction.
Gunslinger: because it might save a kid one day you know what I mean?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i went to the dentist and pluck them off
Gunslinger: you're going to run up on some 4 year old and he will run away from you because he thinks you're a monster so you can't hurt the fucker
ilikeflatchestedgirls: come ts
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i have something to tell u
Gunslinger: im coming
ilikeflatchestedgirls: if dont come in 5 seconds
ilikeflatchestedgirls: im blocking u forever

ilikeflatchestedgirls: k
Gunslinger: i have a question
ilikeflatchestedgirls: ?
Gunslinger: have you heard of the food fish and chips?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: yeah
Gunslinger: over there in China do you guys eat rottweiler and chips?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: no
Gunslinger: ah
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i dont live in china
Gunslinger: would you eat rottweiler and chips at the mall?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: no
Gunslinger: ah
Gunslinger: why not?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: rottweiler is a dog?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i dont want to eat a dog
Gunslinger: you dont want eat doggy you eat cat?
ilikeflatchestedgirls: i want to eat a dick

Kaepora Gaebora: Shitting in a bathrobe is great. You can use the ends to wipe, and then after it dries, you get a snack for later!
Gunslinger: How did you know i was shitting?
Kaepora Gaebora: Mobile.
Gunslinger: Oh shit
Gunslinger: what color is my shirt?
Kaepora Gaebora: It's not because you're pooping in your pajama pants.
Gunslinger: no im not
Kaepora Gaebora: Well I tried everything, guess I better hang myself
Gunslinger: are u shitting to?
Gunslinger: And come on steam on ur phone to talk for reading material like i do?
Kaepora Gaebora: I was. Are we pooping pals now?
Gunslinger: Thats some crazy nigger shit we were pooping at the same time and use the same reading material
Kaepora Gaebora: Yeah I use mobile all the time the banter with a mate when I'm at work or doing stupid shit
Gunslinger: Im still pooping shit does come out like it use to got to inject my gut in and out to get the last bits out
Gunslinger: I give up
Kaepora Gaebora: Just fucking use the bucket method
Gunslinger: Is that when u squat?
Kaepora Gaebora: Kind of sort of? It's literally just using a bucket a stool or anything really to elevate your legs to form a more natural crouching position when you're on the shitter
Kaepora Gaebora: Basically when you sit down to shit on a regular American style toilet, you're actually kind of creating a pinching your colon area. When you squat it becomes more of a natural straight line down, your asshole literally relaxes more and therefore you can typically get a much more cleaner and more volume of shit in the process
Kaepora Gaebora: Congratulations you just fucking learned today
Gunslinger: I watched a youtube video on that im just too lazy to do it
Gunslinger: I did it once and worked really good