Welcome!

We are a peaceful religion who worship our lord and savior, Gabe Newell. Often refered to as Gabenism, we wish to gather as many followers as we can. Hopefully, it will have been worth the weight.

PLEASE READ THE ANNOUNCEMENTS, IMPORTANT INFO IS GIVEN OUT ON A REGULAR BASIS.


1. We ask that you pray to Gaben every time you start your computer and every time before you shut it off.

2. Spend at least $20.00 On steam each month. It shows your dedication for Gabe.

3. Never call Gabe "fat" or you will die slowly in your sleep.

4. Make sure you buy and sell lots of stuff off the market, as it gives Lord Gaben a lot of money.

5. Don't ask Valve for a "3rd" game in a series.

6. Do not defect to false Gaben Religions. If you join another Gaben group, you may go to video game hell.

7. Racist, sexist or offensive remarks of any kind, as well as any other form of harrassment or bullying will not be tolerated.

8. Do not scam, phish or hack, or Gaben will place the curse of the VAC ban or Trade Ban on you, and you may ultimately go to Video Game Hell.

9. PC is the only true Master Race. You may still play consoles, but if you worship them and not PC, you will go to Video Game Hell.

10. Thanks, and have fun!

A strict set of rules ALL admins must follow [PLEASE READ]
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1abUPRISdJ_C01H3l22nACX0flsPJILy_ShtdTlziWgo/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16oAV13JeMW_bLHu0Tiy8o04mhdpPVrobcDEXkGrMYsw/edit


Our Discord link:
https://discord.gg/acxJQKa

Our Admins:
Fuckboy Finn - Owner and Founder
Prism - Co-Founder
Wizard Hoovy - Event Coordinator
Dayfax - That one admin.
Trashcan Teddy - Chief Moderator




Our Gaben, who art in Bellevue
Hallowed be thy Gabe
Thy Steam sales come
Thy will be done
On Earth as it art in Valve
Give us this day our daily deals
And forgive us our pirating
as we forgive those who pirate alongside us
May VAC lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from hacking
For thine kingdom is the Valve
the Steam, and the vidya
For ever and ever
Gaben

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