The Only Gabefully Gabeful Group

You know you love gabe, hes the glue that holds together the hats on our heads in tf2, and the script that creates our weapons, he is the genius behind all of this nonsense, and if we just leave him like this, we'll be losing the greatest man of our time, so please, gabe wants YOU, to add as many people as you know into this group, and make it one of the largest gabe groups ever, and maybe he will start working on Hl2 Episode 3, so you people will stop crying and stuff, he is the man that keeps the world of gaming together, and when he was first born, there was a strange vibe, that emmited to everyone, to know that something good has happened in the world, and that the almighty mother of gabe newell has created a god in the world, so please, dont ignore gabe, trust gabe, and follow gabe, and maybe he'll also stop watching me, and you, and all of the other people that hated gabe, but now they love him, he was fat, and he takes life like a boss, and we can never stop his weight gain, we can only support it, and keep it at a minimum level past 230, he wants you, and we want him, so dont ignore gabe, LOVE GABE!