Chapter One
The introduction

It was 6 o clock in the morning when Phantom Freddy set out on his questions. "Be safe!" Phantom Puppet yelled after him. "I have a *beep*in shotgun, I'll be fine." Phantom Freddy yelled back from a distance. He was sent out by the other watermelons to find the last remaining Pan, Pan Stan. His last known location was in the Forest of Prosperity, where the watermelons and pans lived peacefully together. It was also the place where the Pan and Watermelon Memeasscre(they were massacred by memes) occurred. The humans had invaded the forest to over meme the watermelons and pans even if it meant certain death for the two harmless species.

The two species tried to fight back but their primitive weapons were no match for the human's meme machines and were defeated in under a year. The two species were driven to near extinction, with only 6 Watermelons (who call themselves the "Phantoms") and only one Pan remaining. This pan called himself "Pan Stan".

Phantom Freddy, after hours of walking, had finally reached the Forest of Prosperity. He entered the forest with caution and was meant with the piles of corpses of Watermelons and Pans. "Those monsters", Phantom Freddy whispered in fear of any nearby humans hearing him. Phantom Freddy journeyed on in the forest until he found a cave, the cave with the last pan living inside it. He walked inside and saw a figure in a chair. He kneeled and greeted the pan. "Hello, Pan Stan. You know why i'm here." "Yes, yes I do. The time for revolution has finally come."- Pan Stan replied with.


Chapter Two
The Venture Home

"Come my child, we now must get back to your underground house. We must begin our plan at once." - Pan Stan said in haste.
"Why such a rush? We've got plenty of time. I mean, we've already been waiting for this day for hundreds of years. A few more hours of waiting wouldn't hurt would it?"- Phantom Freddy responded.
"It's the hunting hour."-Pan Stan replied with.
"Really-y?" Phantom Freddy replied with as he checked his watch. "Oh *beep* you're right!"
*pan stan then grabbed him by the neck* "Shh! You're gonna get us both killed." *pan stan let go of him*
"Oh, sorry about that." Phantom Freddy replied with.
"It's fine, we just need to get out of here. They don't usually hunt outside of the forest so we just need to get out of the forest and we'll be fine."- Pan Stan replied with.

The two then quickly ran out of the cave and headed straight into the grassy plains right outside the Forest of Prosperity. They were almost at the exit of the forest and then...they were spotted.

"OVER THERE! THAT PAN AND WATERMELON HAVEN'T BEEN MEMED YET! FIRE!"- Said one of the meme archers.
"Crap! Just run for it!"- Said Pan Stan.

The hunter's weapons were basically just normal weapons but with a "meme aura", meaning that their weapons were illuminated with light and memes coming out of them, greatly boosting the impact of the weapons.

"WE'RE ALMOST THERE!!"-Phantom Freddy shouted.

The exit was in sights, they were almost there-

"HA! GOT EEM!"- Said one of the hunters out of the 3 that were chasing them.
"AH GOD, MY LEG!"- Pan Stan yelled while falling to the ground.

He had been shot in the leg by a meme arrow. He was in immense pain.

"NO, MY KING!"- Phantom Freddy shouted. "DIE YOU *BEEP*ARDS!"

Phantom Freddy quickly turned around and shot the archer down before he could shoot again.

"HEY THAT WASN'T NIC-OOF!"- Said a Meme hunter that rushed the Bear and got shot in the head.
"Well that was just stupid of him to do, now, where is the other on-"

The last of the 3 hunters had snuck up behind him and pointed his shotgun at the back of Freddy's head.

"Get memed you motherf-" The last hunter said before falling to the ground with a knife in the back of his head.

Phantom Freddy turned around and looked at the body, and then at pan stan.

"You're welcome."-Said Pan Stan. "Now please get this arrow out of my leg."

Phantom Freddy then ripped the meme arrow out of the King's leg.

"Ah god *beep* it! That hurt!"- Pan Stan yelled.
"Shh! It's still the hunting hour!"- Phantom Freddy responded with.
"Oh right." Pan Stan responded with. "Alright, alright, let's get going."

Phantom Freddy then helped Pan Stan up and they both walked out of the forest and all the way back home.

Once they got home, Phantom Freddy knocked on the hatch on the ground.

"Who is it- Oh it's you! And you found him!"- Phantom Foxy said.
"Yup, we ran into some trouble on the way but we took care of it."- Phantom Freddy replied with.
"Come on in everybody's been waiting for your return!"- Phantom Foxy responded with while opening the hatch.

The two entered the underground house. It was filled with posters and drawings of FNaF characters and had a small TV with a PS4 hooked up to it. On it was a video game that Phantom BB was playing, and he was on the big old red couch. Phantom Chica was in the kitchen being clumsy while trying to cook, constantly knocking over pots and pans. Phantom Puppet was reading a book about dogs living in packs and fighting each other out in the wild in his music box. Phantom Mangle was just hanging onto the ceiling fan making little motion.

Right when Pan Stan entered the room everyone's attention turned to him. They all ran up to him and started asking questions.

"Is it really true that you're the last pan?"- Phantom Chica asked.
"Do you like reading books?" - Phantom Puppet asked.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?"- Phantom Balloon Boy asked.
"AJSHGFKALSKFHGHAKLKDHGFHKALSKDHGFHAKLASKDFHGSA?"- Phantom Mangle asked.
"Hush hush children! Now is not time for questions!" - Pan Stan yelled.

Pan Stan walked over to the kitchen table and opened his bag and grabbed a printer out of it and placed it onto the table.

"Now is the time for our revolution!"- Pan Stan said.


Chapter Three
The Revolution

"Using this magical device that those "Humans" call a printer, we will be able to get our message to all the innocent "humans" that live in the cities of the "Meme States of Memeca" that have no idea of the memeish horrors that their government has comitted. Someone write the message onto a piece of paper, then we will be able to copy that message hundreds of times to be able to spread our message everywhere with this printer. And then-"
"Why don't you write the message?" - Phantom Foxy rudely interrupted with.
"I would, if I had thumbs." - Pan Stan responded with. "Now, back to the plan. And then-"
"AHDKAKSJJFKALKDHGHKLDKHGFGHJKLAKHGFA,LAKUUYAFSGHFKLAOIUY AALLALALAL?" - Phantom Mangle interruped with.
"AHAHDKAHD AHSHDHDH AKKA." Pan Stan replied with. "And then-"
"HELLO HAHA HEL-"

Pan Stan duck taped Phantom Balloon Boy's mouth shut before he could spout anymore nonsense.

"Now, anymore questions?" - Pan Stan asked.
"N-nope!" - Phantom Chica and Puppet replied with while the others just nodded their heads.
"Good." - Pan Stan responded with. "And then the people will see the horrors that their government have comitted and kept secret from the people for years, which will most likely lead to a revolution to change the Meme States of America's government and how it acts. Which will most likely result in a full scare war since the President of the Meme States has said that they will defend their memes with their lives, even if that means killing their own citizens who oppose them and their memes. Maybe then we can finally live at peace with the humans and re-build our two species. Now, someone get writing that message!"
"I will sir!"- Replied Phantom Foxy.
"Good, and I will copy it with the printer." - Pan Stan responded with. "The rest of you prepare for battle. We will have to use the meme newspaper launcher in the nearest Human city that the goverment uses to inform people on all the latest memes to spread our message of revolution across the nation."

The message was written and copied over 500 times while the rest of the crew was preparing for battle and filling up the gas tank of the jeep in their garage.

"Copies are done!" - Pan Stan yelled.
"All guns are locked and loaded." - Phantom Freddy said.
"The jeep is ready!" - Phantom Chica yelled."
"Alright, we're all ready, let's get going!" - Said Pan Stan.

The crew got into the jeep and drove to the nearest city called "Memera". After 3 hours of driving they finally arrived.


"We're here!" - Phantom Freddy yelled to wake up everybody who's fallen asleep on the trip.
"Wha...oh ok" - Phantom Puppet said while waking up.

The crew got out of the jeep and headed towards the memes. After a few minutes of sneaking around the city they finally found the facility that held the giant gun that was used to spread the memes newspaper and sneaked up to a back door undetected.

"Okay, Phantom Chica, hack this door open." - Phantom Freddy commanded.
"Alright." - Said Phantom Chica while she started hacking the door open.

The crew waited in silence while Chica hacked open the door, trying not to make a single sound to not attract any unwanted attention.

"There...and...done!" - Phantom Chica said while the door opened.
"Alright, let's go." - Said Pan Stan.

The gang sneaked through the facility with realitive ease until they reached the entrance to the meme newspaper gun. There were two meme guards standing in front of the entrance.

"Alright, Phantom Puppet, it's show time." - Phantom Freddy said.
"Alright, 1, 2, 3!" - Phantom Puppet said while preparing a smoke bomb.

The Puppet quickly threw a smoke bomb down the hall with the two guards in it and pulled out his two knives.

"OH GOD WHAT THE HELL-AGH!" - One of the Guard's said while being stabbed in the back.
"STEVE? WHAT HAPPENED?!?! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHIN- AGH!" The remaining Guard said while also being stabbed in the back by the Puppet.

The smoke started to clear after the guards were both down.

"Coast's clear." - Phantom Puppet said.
" Alright, move out gang!" - Phantom Freddy commanded.

They opened the entrance to the meme newspaper gun and made a run for it.

"GO GO GO GO GO GO!" - Phantom Freddy said. "THROW A SMOKE BOMB!"
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!" - Phantom Puppet said while throwing multiple smoke bombs to cover themselves from the snipers and sentires on the elevated platforms defending the gun.
"WE'RE ALMOST THER-AGH!' - Phantom Foxy said when being shot in the leg by a sniper.
"FOXY? FOXY ARE YOU OKAY?" - Phantom Freddy said while running back to him.
"I...I...I GOT SHOT IN THE *BEEP*ING LEG, I CAN'T WALK! GO ON WITHOUT ME!" - Phantom Foxy responded with in immense pain.
"THERE WILL BE NO WATERMELON LEFT BEHIND! I'LL HELP YOU OVER TO THE GUN, CMON!" - Phantom Freddy said while picking up foxy and helping him over to the gun. "COVER US BB AND MANGLE!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Phantom BB said while firing his minigun at the snipers and sentries and Phantom Mangle firing her paddle ball explosives with her grenade launcher, hitting some snipers and sentries down.
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, SHUT THE DOOR NOW!" - Phantom Freddy said while him and Foxy reached the gun.
"HAHSGFHAHSALFHASKLFKHAGDHJKFLA!" - Phantom Mangle said while shutting the door.

Phantom Freddy then laid Foxy down on the ground of the gun.

"Thanks...thanks for saving my *beep* out there, Freddy." - Phantom Foxy said still in a lot of pain.
"No problem dude. Wasn't gonna lose yet another good watermelon to these monsters." - Phantom Freddy said. "Hey, Pan Stan, we're gonna launch those copies or what?"
"Working on it." - Pan Stan said while pressing a bunch of buttons on the control panel for the gun trying to find out how it works. "Ah! There we go."

A little hatch opened and in it was a bunch of meme newspapers.

"Get this *beep* out of here!" - Pan Stan said while ripping all of the newspapers out of the hatch and replacing them with the copies of the message.
"There we go." - Pan Stan while closing the hatch after putting all the copies into the hatch.

Pan Stan then pressed the bright red, and obvious button on the control panel to activate the gun.

"HERE WE GO!" - Pan Stan yelled.

In seconds, the giant gun shot out all the copies in dozens of different places of the giant city.
The message read:

"ATTENTION INNOCENT CITIZENS OF THE MEME STATES OF MEMECA. WE COME WITH NEWS THAT YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN COMITTING TERRIBLE ATTROCITIES AGAINST INNOCENT SPECIES WITH THEIR MEME WEAPONS. THEY HAVE NEARLY DROVE BOTH OF THE PAN SPECIES AND WATERMELON TO EXTINCTION AND ARE ACTIVELY SEARCHING FOR THE REMAINS OF THOSE TWO SPECIES TO OVER MEME TO DEATH. WE ARE THE REMAINS OF THOSE TWO SPECIES. FOR PROOF OF THIS MASSACRE, GO TO THE FOREST OF PROSPERITY JUST A FEW MILES OUTSIDE THE CITY OF MEMERA AND SEE THE CORPSES OF OUR SPECIES. WE ARE NOT THE ONLY VICTIMS THOUGH, THEY'VE ALSO RECENTLY BEEN KIDNAPPING MEMBERS OF THE PEANUT BUNNY RACE AND OVER MEMEING THEM TOO WITH THEIR MEME WEAPONS. DON'T BELIEVE THAT? GO SEE FOR YOURSELF AT ANY OF THE MAJOR GOVERNMENT FACILITIES IN YOUR AREA AND GO INTO THE "UNRESTRICTED AREAS" TO SEE THE MILLIONS OF PEANUT BUNNIES TRAPPED IN CAGES AND BEING TORTURED BY OVER MEMEAGE. WE ASK YOU TO STOP THESE ATROCITIES, BY RISING UP AND CHANGING YOUR GOVERNMENT! IT WILL BE A REVOLUTION! JOIN US TO MAKE EVERYBODY'S LIVES IN THIS COUNTRY BETTER!"


Chapter Four
The Battle of Memera

In minutes the message was everywhere in the city, and rebel groups were starting to form and attacking local meme government facilities. Back in the newspaper gun room, the meme soldiers that were protecting the gun from the platforms were moving into the gun itself to get to the Phantoms and Pan Stan.

"They're breaking down the door!" - Phantom Foxy yelled.
"Mangle, prepare to fire your explosives. BB, prepare to fire your minigun and Puppet, prepare your smoke bombs. Chica you protect Pan Stan. I'll help Foxy over to the exit." - Phantom Freddy commanded.
"Roger that!" - Phantom Chica said in response to his command.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"AGDFHJALAKSHG!"

The crew aimed their weapons at the door while the enemy was bashing at it with a battering ram trying to get it open.

"FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!!" - Pan Stan commanded when the door broke down.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Phantom BB said while mowing down the meme soldiers with his minigun.
"THE COAST IS CLEAR, WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME COVER FROM THOSE SENTIRES THOUGH WHEN RUNNING OUT OF HERE. PUPPET, DO YOUR MAGIC." - Phantom Freddy.
"Alrighty then." - Phantom Puppet said while preparing a dozen smoke bombs."1, 2, 3!"

The room was covered in smoke.

"GO GO GO GO GO!" - Pan Stan shouted while they were all running out of the gun and to the exit.
"BB COVER US WITH YOUR MINIGUN!" - Phantom Foxy screamed while being helped over to the exit by Phantom Freddy.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Phantom BB said while turning around and mowing down the remaining snipers and sentires on the platform.
"SHUT THE DOOR SHUT THE DOOR!" - Phantom Freddy yelled while entering the doorway with BB right behind him shooting down enemies.
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!" - Phantom Chica said while closing the door.

Right about now they could hear distant gunshots in the distance, and meme tanks blasting away at a rebel group.

"They're fighting, they heard our message and believe in our cause!" - Pan Stan said in response to the gunshots.
"Yes, but they won't last long out there against those tanks." - Phantom Freddy replied with. "We have to help them somehow."

A minute of pure silence passed by.

"...Maybe we could try to free the peanut bunnies trapped in the the warehouse next to this facility. I hear that they are super fast and can eat right through metal." - Phantom Puppet suggested.
"QAHSKDLFKHYGAFGHFKLKAJHGFAGHKLFKHAGFG!" - Phantom Mangle replied with.
"I agree with Phantom Mangle, that is a great idea." - Phantom Foxy said while laying on the floor still hurt from the gunfight.
"Alright, so it's settled then." - Phantom Freddy said.
"Yes it is indeed my watermelon children, we shall strike the warehouse right now and free those poor peanut bunnies!" - Pan Stan said.

The crew then sneaked all the way out of the facility and into the warehouse right beside it.

"Alright Foxy, stay right here and throw grenades at any enemy you see." - Phantom Freddy said while laying Foxy down behind a couple of cargo boxes and handing him a package of grenades.
"Aye sir." - Phantom Foxy said while getting in position to throw bombs at the guards patrolling the warehouse.
"Alright gang, here's the plan." - Pan Stan said quietly as to not to attract any unwanted attention. "First, Phantom Foxy will throw his grenades at the guards and hopefully kill a few while the Puppet throws his smoke bombs all around the warehouse to make the guards panic. Then Phantom Freddy, I, Phantom Mangle, and Phantom BB will charge with our weapons and finish the job. And for Phantom Chica, you will go up to that control room up there and release the peanut bunnies trapped in those ray shieled cages all acr the warehouse. And when the peanut bunnies are released we will-"
"Ride them out of this warehouse and into the battle zones all across the city and give the rebels the advantage by knawing right through the meme tanks and soldiers." - Phantom Freddy interupted with.
"..You know, I would duck tape your mouth shut for interupting me but, what you said was better than what I was gonna say so you get to keep your mouth open for today." - Pan Stan replied with.
"Yay!" - Phantom Freddy responded with.
"Alright, on the count of 3 we'll strike. 1, 2, 3!" - Pan Stan said while running and throwing his knives at the guards.

Phantom Foxy threw his grenades and exploded a small group of the patrolling meme guards and Phantom Puppet threw out a dozen smoke bombs everywhere in the warehouse, creating panic between the patrolling guards.

"HA, GOT A COUPLE!" - Phantom Foxy yelled.
"All out of smoke bombs," - Phantom Puppet said while grabbing out his two knives. "Time get up and physical."

Phantom Chica was using this opportunity of the meme soldiers being distracted by the smoke to get up to the control room. She faced some issues when running up the stairs to the control room though, as two soldiers were guarding the entrance to the control room.

"Is that a giant duck coming to take over this entrance? SHOOT IT!" - One of the Meme Soldiers yelled once having caugh sight of Phantom Chica.

Phantom Chica took cover by crouching.

"Did you...just call me....A DUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Phantom Chica shouted while. "I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND STUFF IT DOWN YOUR FRIEND'S THROAT UNTIL HE RUNS OUT OF BREATH!"
"OH ♥♥♥♥ THE DUCK IS RUNNING AT US! SHOOT IT!" - The meme soldier said while shooting at Phantom Chica while she was running up the stairs.

They missed every shot and when Phantom Chica got up to them, she did exactly what she said she would do. She forcefully ripped off the head of the Soldier that called her a duck and shoved it down the other Soldier's throat until he suffocated and she dropped his corpse onto the floor.

"Don't ever, ever call me a duck again you dumb*beep*s." - Phantom Chica said while looking at the two bodies.

She then knocked on the door to the control room.

"That must be Kenny needing more ammo, again. He misses every single one of his shots." - Said one of the meme soldiers that was controlling the control panel. "Open the door for him."

The other meme soldier controlling the control panel opened the door, only to be meeted with a bullet in the face from Chica's revolver as the door opened.

"JOE? WAIT, YOU'RE NOT KENNY, YOU'RE JUST A BIG DUC-" - The remaining meme soldier said right before being shot in the head.
"I have control of the control panel, beginning the liberation of the peanut bunnies now." - Phantom Chica said on her walkie talkie.
"That's great, we have control of the warehouse. All enemies have been neutralized." - Phantom Freddy replied with on his walkie talkie. "Wait hold on...I hear something...oh no..it's a tank! They're bringing in a tank! Everybody run!"
"Wait...wha-AGH!" - Phantom Puppet said before being blown back by the tank's shell.
"THE PUPPET IS DOWN, I REPEAT THE PUPPET IS DOWN!" - Pan Stan yelled.

The tank prepared to fire at the puppet again only this time right at his head. But before it could fire another shell Phantom Mangle picked up the puppet and carried him to safety behind some cargo boxes. The tank started to rapidly fire at the reatreating Phantom Freddy, Phantom Balloon Boy and Pan Stan.

"Any moment now Chica, that tank is gonna kill us!" - Phantom Freddy said on his walkie talkie after retreating behind cover.
"Almost got it...and...there! Got it!" - Phantom Chica said back on her walkie talkie.

The peanut bunnies were released out of their cages and bolted right for the tank and chewed right through it and eating everybody inside it.

"WOO HOO! YEA! TEAR EM' APART!" - Phantom Freddy shouted while the peanut bunnies were chomping away at the tank.

After the peanut bunnies were done eating the tank, they started to slowly walk up to the Phantoms and Pan Stan with one of the peanut bunnies making his way infront of the pack.

"Thank you for freeing us from those torture cages. We are forever in your gratitude." - The peanut bunny infront of the pack said. "I am William Afton, the alpha male of our pack."
"Hello William Afton, I am Pan Stan. The leader of this small crew. We are trying to overthrow the current corrupt and evil meme government that is over meming your species to death and ours. They have nearly driven both of our species to extinction, and we are all that remains of those two species."
"If you're trying to overthrow those sons of *beep*es we're in. Where can we start?" - William Afton said in response.
"Well, there is a giant battle currently going on in this city between our new rebel army and the forces of the meme government. Our forces are currently at a disadvantage due to the tanks of the opposing force. However, with your help those tanks will mean nothing as your pack can just chomp through them."
"We will help you with this battle. We will also give you a ride to the frontlines." - William Afton responded with. "We will be those rides."
"Oh, thank you-" - Phantom Freddy said before being interupted."
"I CALL THE ALPHA MALE, AS I AM A KING AND I SHOULD BE PROTECTED BY THE STRONGEST OF GUARDS. SO I SHALL RIDE THE ALPHA MALE." - Pan Stan said with his McDonald's crown on.
"Alright. The rest of you take any peanut bunnie that you want." - William Afton said with Pan Stan getting on his back.

All the Phantoms on the ground floor got onto a peanut bunnie, including Phantom Foxy who's wounds had healed by then.

"WAIT FOR ME!" - Phantom Chica said while doing a front flip through the control room's windows and onto a peanut bunnie. "Okay, we're good!"
"Alright, everybody ready?" - William Afton asked. "Okay, good, charge on my command. 1, 2, 3! CHARGE!"

In mere seconds all the peanut bunnies were already out of the warehouse and running towards the nearest battle zone.

"I SEE ENEMY TANKS, CHARGE!" - Pan Stan commanded.
"Sir, we're completely outnumbered and outgunned! We must fall back!" - One of the rebel soldiers said talking to a rebel officer.
"NO! WE MUST HOLD OUR GROUND! FOR THE PEANUT BUNNIES-wait, do you hear that?" - Said the rebel officer in response.
"Hear wha-oh now I hear it!" - The rebel soldier replied with.

The peanut bunnies then chomped their way right through the enemy tanks and ate the enemy meme soldiers whole.

"WOO HOO! OUR REINFORCEMENTS! THE PEANUT BUNNIES!" - Yelled the Rebel officer.

"William stop over there, we need to talk to our rebel forces." - Pan Stan commanded.
"The entire pack?" - Replied William Afton.
"No just the peanut bunnies we are riding on." - Pan Stan responded with.
"Alrighty then." - William Afton said while stopping at the rebel officers and turning back to his pack. "All of you with watermelons riding ontop of you, stop right here. All the rest of you who don't have watermelons riding ontop of you, keep going and mess those *beep*hole's *beep* up!"

The peanut bunnies that were being used as rides for the Phantoms stopped at the rebel forces and let the phantoms get off.

"Hello fellow rebels, we see that you have recieved and listened to our message?" - Phantom Freddy asked.
"Yes sir!" - The rebel officer responded with.
"Good, good." - Phantom Freddy replied with.
"We thank you and the peanut bunnies for saving our *beep*es out there, they were about to finish our used-to-be-big group of rebels off completely." - Said the rebel officer.
"Don't mention it." - Phantom Freddy replied with.

Then Phantom Freddy's phone started to ring.

"Hold on i'm getting a call." - Phantom Freddy said to the rebel officer.
"Ok sir." - The rebel officer responded with.
"Hello?" - Phantom Freddy responding to the call.
"Hello hello hello. I'm currently calling you from my head. I've heard that you're trying to start a nation-wide rebellion and have already spread your message all over the city of Memera. Well, to put it shortly, I can help you spreading your message."


Chapter Five
The deal

"Wait wait wait, hold on hold on. You're calling me, from your head?!??!?!?!?!?!?" - Phantom Freddy responded to the man on the phone with.
"Yes, my head is a phone. Which is also the reason why, which I forgot to introduce myself as , I am called phone guy. I am the last of my kind just like your phantoms and pan stan are the last of your species. However, this does not mean i'm alone. I have a team of people just like my kind, men in suits with objects for heads. We run a corporation. The meme government has been trying to over meme us to extinction for years now, but we got eventually rolled in enough money to buy dozens of trained body guards and armored vehicles to defend ourselves and thus, they were never able to touch us and our giant corporation, not yet a mega corporation, has grown to a ridiculous side in a matter of just 7 years. Our products are popular in every inch of this country." - Phone Guy replied with.
"Ok, nice to know all that neat information, but what does that have anything with helping us spread our message?" - Phantom Freddy responded with.
"Well, my corporation has just recently finished building a portable newspreader gun. We were gonna use it to spread our own message of rebellion but since you have already sparked up your own rebellion we thought we'd just give it to you." - Phone Guy responded with. "Of course we would want something in exchange for it, but let's not get into that right now."
"Alright, where do you want to meet to pass the newspreader over to us?" - Phantom Freddy asked Phone Guy.
"At Ardia's airport, which is north west of the city you're currently in, Memera." - Phone Guy responded with.
"Alright, we'll be there in a few hours." - Phantom Freddy said while ending the call. "Alright everybody, we have a new mission."

By now most of the government forces have been driven out of the city.

"A corporation has offered to help us with spreading our message, by lending us their new portable newspreader gun. We will have to sneak into the Ardia airport to meet them." - Phantom Freddy said. "Since this isn't an invasion and supposed to be a stealth mission, we're gonna have to have a maximum of 15 soldiers for this mission. I will b-"
"I, will be picking who comes or not. Since I am the king and you are all my subjects. I, will be going to the airport, of course, so that's one. Phantom Freddy, Puppet, Chica, and BB you will also be going to the airport, that's 5. You, rebel officer, you and the 5 rebel soldiers behind you."
"It's Officer Carl, your majesty." - The Rebel Officer responded with.
"Alright, Officer Carl, you and the 5 rebel soldiers behind you are going to Ardia with us. That's 11." - Pan Stan responded to the officer with. "William and the 4 peanut bunnies behind William, you're also coming. That's 15. We're all set."

The chosen soldiers then headed for the Phantom's jeep that was left over by the back entrance of the facility that held the meme newspreader gun.

"AALFBGHAJKFJHGGAHJKLSKHFGAHJK!" - Phantom Mangle yelled while running after the group of soldiers heading for the jeep with Phantom Foxy running right behind her.
"Yeah! What about us?" - Phantom Foxy asked.

"You're gonna stay here and lead the hunt for any remaining government forces." - Phantom Freddy replied with.
"Yeah, what he said." - Pan Stan replied with while getting into the front seat.
"We're ready!" - Phantom Chica yelled while climbing into the jeep.
"Alright, let's get on the road." - Phantom Freddy said while getting into the driver's seat and turning on the jeep. "It's a little cramp but it'll do."

It took about 3 and a half hours for the relatively small band of rebebls to reach the city of Ardia.

"Alright, everyone get out, we're here." - Phantom Freddy said while parking the jeep behind a few trees.

The rebels made their way through their city dodging the sights of enemy helicopters and soldiers.

"The airport is just up ahead." - Phantom Puppet whispered checking the perimeter. "Alright, it's clear. Let's go."

They ran inside the airpot and strangely, there was nobody inside. No workers or passengers, no anything.

"That's a little weird...but whatever. We have a job to do." - Phantom Freddy said while pulling out his phone and calling Phone Guy.
"Hello? Hello? HELLO?" - Phone Guy said while picking up the phone on his head.
"Yeah, it's me. Phantom Freddy, one of the leaders of the rebellion you spoke to earlier." - Phantom Freddy responded with.
"Oh, it's you." - Phone Guy replied with. "We're currently on our way to the airport, you there yet?"
"Yes, we're here. Waiting." - Phantom Freddy responded with.
"It shouldn't be much longer, we're almost there." - Phone Guy replied with.

A few minutes later, 3 white trucks drove up to the airport and parked there.
First, a bunch of vacuum cleaners with eyes and arms ran out of the white trucks with the ones coming out of the middle one were carrying a giant machine. Behind the vacuum cleaners were men in black suits rushing out and securing the perimeter with assault rifles in their hands. And finally, from the middle truck, came out 5 men with objects for heads in black suits. The rebels then headed outside of the airport to meet with the businessmen.

"Greetings rebels." - Phone Guy said to the rebels as they walked outside of the building.
"Greetings, I am Pan Stan. The leader of this rebellion. What is your name?" - Pan Stan asked.
"My name is Phone Guy, behind me is Phone dude, who is the green phone head, Tutorial unit and Handy unit, who are twins, and Cassette Man, the dude with a cassette for a head." - Phone Guy responded with. "We are all overmemed to near extinction species just like yours, Pan and Watermelons. Me and Phone Dude are the last of our kind, the phones, Tutorial Unit and Handy Unit are the last of their kind, the helper units, and Cassette Man is the very last of his kind just like you Pan Stan."
"I can see now why you want to rebel." - Phantom Freddy responded with.
"Indeed." - Phone Guy replied with. "But we didn't come to talk about why we hate this government, did we? No, we came to make a deal."
"That's right, do you have the newspreader?" - Phantom Freddy asked Phone Guy.
"Yes, it's that blue machine over there." - Phone Guy answered with while pointing to the long blue machine that the vacuum cleaners brought out of one of the trucks.

Phone Guy then walked over to the machine and pressed the bright, red and obvious button on the machine, which initiated a transformation sequence which turned the machine into a giant gun with a small cockpit just big enough for a person to climb inside.

"Alright alright, who's got the copies?" - Pan Stan asked his group of rebels.
"Me sir!" - Said one of the rebel soldiers in the back holding a box full of papers.
"Alright, bring me the copies soldier." - Pan Stan commanded.

The rebel soldier made his way up to King Pan Stan and gave him the copies.

"Alright, time to launch these suckers all over this city and cause some havoc onto those murderers." - Pan Stan said.
"Woah woah, hold on. You haven't agreed to do what we want, this wasn't a gift, it was a deal remember?" - Phone Guy said to Pan Stan when the Pan started walking towards the cockpit of the gun.
"Fine, what do you want?" - Pan Stan asked.
"If you win this war and replace this cruel government with your own, then we want you to favour our corporation over others and help us deal with any competition when we need it." - Phone Guy said.
"Ok fine. That's not too bad." - Pan Stan said while walking over to the cockpit of the gun and entering in. "Okay...time to put these copies in the hatch and...boom. In."
"HELLO HELLO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HI!" - BB said while turning his attention to two enemy snipers who just shot down one of the vacuum cleaners and firing at them with his minigun.
"OH SHI-AGH!" - One of the snipers said while they were mowed down by BB.
"KAJING! NO!" - The remaining sniper cried while pulling out his walkie-talkie. "WE FOUND SOME REBELS, AT THE ARDIA AIRPORT-AGH!"
"HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!" - BB said while still firing at the spot the snipers were in even though they were both already dead.
"STOP BB STOP! YOU'RE GONNA ATTRACT MORE UNWANTED ATTENTIO-OH GREAT..." - Phantom Freddy yelled while alarms went off everywhere in the city. "HURRY UP AND FIRE THAT GUN!"
"OK OK! IT'S FIRING!" - Pan Stan said when pressing the "fire" button on the control panel and aiming the gun at the city. "BOOM!"

The copies went everywhere in the city, from rooftops and into buildings through windows, into cars and backyards.

"GET OUT OF THERE, NOW!" - Cassette Man commanded Pan Stan.
"ALRIGHT ALRIGHT YOU GRUMPY OLD CASSETTE!" - Pan Stan said while jumping out of the cockpit.

Phone Guy then pressed the big red button again to make the gun go down again.

"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY, INSITE NOW!" - Phone Guy commanded.

All of the rebels retreated inside with the newspreader.
A few minutes later, the outside of the airport was covered with enemy snipers, soldiers, and tanks. A general of the opposing force walked up to the front of the building with two bodyguards.

"REBELS!" - The general shouted. "COME OUT NOW AND HAND YOURSELF OVER AND YOU WILL GET A QUICK AND PAINLESS DEATH! IF YOU CHOOSE TO STAY IN THERE, THEN I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ALL GET TORTURED IN THE WORST WAYS POSSIBLE FOR TREASON AGAINST OUR GREAT MEME GOVERNMENT!"

The man was covered in armor, and had seemingly replaced all his limbs with robotic limbs.

"ALRIGHT, IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO COOPERATE, THEN WE'LL JUST BLOW YOU OUT OF THERE. HELICOPTERS, FIRE ON MY COMMAND." - Yelled the general.





Phantom Foxy and Phantom Mangle were talking with some rebels when all of a sudden...BOOM..a giant gunfight was happening between the rebels and the remaining forces of the government in Memera.

"Over there!" - Phantom Foxy shouted.
"HAHFJKLAHGFHJALDHGHAJK!" - Phantom Mangle shouted.

Phantom Foxy took out his pistol and jumped right into the middle of the fight, headshotting some of the opposing soldiers. Phantom Mangle was firing her explosives from a distance, killing many of the enemy soldiers from afar.

"THEY'RE FALLING BACK!" - Phantom Foxy shouted as the enemy retreated to the basement of the building they were in.

The rebels chased them down to the basement but were denied access to where the enemy was by a brick wall the enemy quickly put in the basement.

"Grr..anybody have anything we can use to ram this wall? It must not be that strongly attached to wall considering how quickly they put it up." - Phantom Foxy asked the rebels that followed him into the basement.
"I do sir!" - One of the rebels said.
"Ok, ram that wall on my command!" - Phantom Foxy commanded the rebel with the battering ram. "1, 2, 3! GO!"

The rebel then rammed right through the wall.




"1, 2, 3! FIRE!" - The general shouted.

Boom. This wasn't the sound of the airport being blown up by the helicopters though, this was the sound of the meme helicopters being blown up by rebel fighter jets.

Chapter Six
The Retreat

Three Fighter Jets flew past the explosion of the helicopters, preparing for another attack run.

"What the hell was that!?" - Phantom Freddy asked.
"Escorts for our exit out of here." - Phone Guy responded with. "And that exit is a big cargo plane, which is why we met here at the airport."
"Oh, now that makes more sense." - Phantom Freddy replied with.

The General, noticing the rebels falling back deeper into the airport, commanded his troops to follow them and ignore the jets.

"Uh-oh, tanks!" - Phantom Chica yelled while 5 enemy tanks smashed through the entrance and started shooting.
"Everybody, take cover!" - Pan Stan commanded.
"You can't hide forever rebel scum!" - The general yelled after the rebels found cover.

The tanks starting shooting their shells and starting blowing up cover.

"We're never gonna win like this, charge!" - Pan Stan commanded the rebels while jumping onto top of a counter and throwing his knives at the enemy.

There were many casualties on both sides in a matter of just a few seconds.

"Ugh, those tanks are bullet proof I tell you!" - Phantom Freddy yelled after shooting at a tank.
"We need William. William!" - Pan Stan yelled.
"Yes sir?" - William Afton responded with.
"Attack those tanks." - Pan Stan replied with.
"Roger that." - William responded with while charging after the tanks, chewing through any enemy soldiers in the way.

William ripped right through the tank reached, and on the second one ripped off the barrel of the tank and smashed the tank with it. And on the third tank he reached he broke into the tank and killed all the meme soldiers inside and thus taking control over the tank. He then proceeded to aim the tank's gun at one of the two remaining tanks.

"Take this you son of a *beep*h!" - William said while firing at one of the tanks, completely destryoing it.

He then started aiming at the last remaining tank in the airport, only to find out that the enemy tank had already been aiming at him for a few seconds now.

"Oh *beep*...." - William said in a defeated voice.

Boom. William's stolen tank had been blown up, with him inside it. Outside of the airport, the fighter jets were harrasing government reinforcements heading for the airport.

"AGH, I'M SICK OF THIS." - One of the meme sergeants heading for the airport said. "They're mowing us down, SHOOT THEM!"
"What, sir?" - The meme soldier behind the sergeant said.
"SHOOT THEM YOU DUMB *beep*!" - The sergeant said. "HA, GOT ONE."

The sergeant indeed shot one of the fighter jets down, but unfortunately for him, the plane was flying directly his way when performing an attack run.

"SYSTEMS FAILING. AGH!" - The pilot of the falling jet yelled.
"OH GOD IT'S HEADING RIGHT FOR US, RUN!" - The seargent said just now realizing his huge mistake.

The fighter jet crashed and killed not only the meme soldiers that shot it down, but also a few dozen other meme soldiers and even a tank that was going to reinforce the government forces inside the airport.





"Charge them!" - Phantom Foxy yelled after the wall was broken down.
"ADFHJKALSDJFHGAHJKLA!" - Phantom Mangle said while releasing a barrage of paddle-ball bombs onto the enemy.

There were casualties on both sides but the meme soldiers were dropping like flies compared the few rebels that were being shot down. But then...boom. A tank broke through a wall in the basement and immediately opened fire on the rebels, killing over a dozen of rebel soldiers and peanut bunnies.

"TAKE COVER!" - Phantom Foxy said while taking cover behind a bunch of cargo.

The tank fired without mercy, blowing up cover that rebels were hiding behind and blew them up.

"How many peanut bunnies do we have left?" - Phantom Foxy asked his rebel comrades.
"Um..2 sir!" - A rebel soldier answer with while moving away from where the tank was firing from.
"Alright, we're gonna have to surprise the tank. We don't have any alpha peanut bunnies here so having them charge the tank would just be suicide." - Phantom Foxy said. "On my command, throw the peanut bunnies over the cargo boxes and onto the tank. 1, 2, 3! Throw!"

The rebels threw the peanut bunnies onto the tank, which the peanut bunnies ripped to shreds.

"CHARGE!" - Phantom Foxy commanded after the tank had been destroyed.

The rebels killed off the remaining meme soldiers with ease.

"Alright, look around this place for any useful items or weapons." - Phantom Foxy said while choking one of the meme soldiers to death and eventually dropping him dead on the floor.






"William is down!" - Phantom Freddy said.
"I'll go get him!" - Phantom Puppet responded with while throwing a few dozen smoke bombs to cover himself.

The Puppet quickly flew past the battefield protected by the smoke and immediately started clearing out the rubble of the tank and eventually finding William's body.

"I got him!" - Phantom Puppet yelled while picking up Afton's body.
"Good, get back with him here before the smoke clears." - Phantom Freddy responded with.

The vacuum cleaners, lead by Captain Hugs, had split up into two groups at that point. One group stayed at the frontlines firing back at the meme soldiers with their Captain, while the other group was moving the portable newspreader into the cargo plane docked at the airport.

"Brother! I think it's time to fall back into the cargo plane!" - Tutorial Unit said to his twin.
"Yeah you're right." - Handy Unit responded with. "PHONE GUY, IT'S TIME TO MAKE OUR RETREAT!"
"Alright, everybody, fall back! Fall back!" - Phone Guy shouted while retreating to the cargo plane and stopping at the unit twins. "You two, cover us."
"Yes sir!" - The twins both responded with.

The two units covered the rebels while they retreated to the cargo plane. This didn't go unnoticed by the general though, as he immediately commanded the tank to fire at the units covering the rebels.

"FIRE AT THOSE TERRORISTS!" - The general commanded the tank.

The tank opened fire at the units and all the rebels around him, knocking out tutorial unit.

"Brother! Brother are you ok?!" - Handy Unit yelled while searching through the smoke of the blast for his brother.
"Are you ok??!?!?!" - Handy Unit said while finally finding his brother. "He's knocked out..at least it's better than him being dead."

Handy Unit then picked up his brother and headed for the cargo plane.

"WE HAVE ANOTHER INJURED SOLDIER!" - Handy Unit yelled while running up to the cargo plane's entrance.
"Lay him down on the seat next to the other injured soldier." - Casette Man said.

Handy Unit layed his brother down on the seat next to William Afton and strapped him in.

"They're coming sir!" - One of the rebel soldiers said while rushing into the plane.
"But we're not ready yet!" - Phone Guy replied with.
"I'll distract them sir." - Handy Unit said to Phone Guy.
"But..Handy Unit, you would die out there all by yourself!" - Phone Guy replied with.
"If that's what it's gonna have to take to get the most important figures of the rebellion into safety, then that's what i'll have to do." - Handy Unit replied with.
"But-"
"No sir, no buts, this is what needs to be done for the rebellion's survival." - Handy Unit interrupted Phone Guy with.

Handy Unit walked out the door and ran over to where the incoming meme soldiers were coming from.

"Closing the door now, goodbye old friend!" - Casette Man yelled to Handy Unit.
"Goodbye, old friend. Tell my brother when he wakes up, that I died protecting the rebellion." - Handy Unit shouted back.

Handy Unit reached the end of the hallway before hearing the footsteps of the enemy.

"Here goes nothing." - Handy Unit whispered to himself.

Handy Unit then grabbed out both of his pistols and surprise attacked the enemy, shooting many of them down.

"Almost ready!" - Phone Guy yelled back in the cargo plane.
"DIE YOU SONS OF B****ES!" - Handy Unit yelled at the enemy meme soldiers. "AGH!"

Handy Unit was being shot at but was still standing, until the general had enough of it.

"You little pest!" - The general said while shooting rapidly at Handy Unit, finally making him fall to the ground.

The general walked up to Handy Unit and spat on his head.

"Get up." - The general said to Handy Unit. "I SAID GET UP!"

Handy Unit slowly put his head up.

"That will do. The only reason i'm keeping you alive right now is to let you know exactly who you're gonna be executed by. I am General Ziroff, one of the most respected generals in the grand army of Memeca. I have only lost 3 major battles in my entire 30 years of military services. You terrorists won't make that number go up. You're just a bunch of low-life, rebel, SCUM!" - General Ziroff shouted while shooting Handy Unit directly in the head.

Handy Unit fell to the ground, lifeless.

"ALL READY! GO GO GO!" - Phone Guy shouted back inside the cargo plane.

The cargo plane took off with the two remaining fighter jet escorts right behind it.

"Grr...this won't be the last you see of my you traitors to this great nation! I will rip every single one of you to shreds and kill your entire families for developing such scum as you! YOU HEAR ME?!??!?!?!?!?!?" - General Ziroff shouted as the cargo plane flew away.


Chapter Seven

The Last Unit
War raged across the once beautiful city of Ardia. Buildings and streets were littered with fire and gunshots.

"Woah dudes, check this out. This is some crazy stuff man." - Phone Dude said to the other rebels while looking back at the city through a window.
"Rebel groups sprang up rather quickly it seems." - Phantom Freddy responded with.
"Those murderous bastards didn't know what hit them." - Pan Stan replied to the fighting with.

An hour passed by and Tutorial Unit had just woken up from the knock-out.

"Ugh...what happened?!?!" - Tutorial Unit said to Phone Guy, who was sitting in the seat directly across from him.
"You were knocked out by the blast of the enemy's meme tank. Handy Unit." - Phone Guy replied with.
"Oh...ok..." - Tutorial Unit said while looking around the plane for his brother. "Wait...where is Handy Unit??!?!??!?!"

A few seconds passed by.

"Tell me where he is right now!" - Tutorial Unit yelled at Phone Guy.

Another few seconds passed by before a few words came out of Phone Guy's mouth.

"He's...he's gone ok? He sacrificed himself to allow for the rest of us to escape." - Phone Guy replied to Tutorial Unit.
"No...you're lying! He can't be dead! He can't be gone! No! You're lying!!" - Tutorial Unit.
"It's true." - Phone Guy responded with. "He died stopping the enemy from reaching the cargo plane. He died a hero."
"If that's true..that means i'm the last of my kind!" - Tutorial Unit shouted.
"Unfortunately yes...you are." - Phone Guy replied with.
"..Why did it have to be him and not me! I'm worthless! I'm nothing without him! He was the only reason I survived that last battle, as proof of how worthless I am!" - Tutorial Unit responded with. "And that's not the only time he had to save my *beep*, the battle of Jarrah, the Massacre of Hujinberg..the list goes on!"
"You just need training, my child!" - Pan Stan yelled at Tutorial Unit while walking over to him. "You could be a great soldier with proper training."

No one said anything after that. A few minutes passed by.

"Sir, we have five hostile meme jets approaching us from behind." - One of the pilots of the cargo plane said to Phone Guy.
"Tell the escorts to engage the enemy jets." - Phone Guy responded with. "And open up the back, so we can shoot at them so this plane isn't entirely just a shooting duck."
"Roger that, opening the back door now." - The pilot responded with.

The back door opened and everybody walked over to it with their weapons locked and loaded.

"Hold up, I should get my moment of vengeance upon these monsters for killing my brother." - Tutorial Unit said while blocking everyone from the back entrance.
"With what weapon?" - Phantom Freddy replied to Tutorial Unit.
"Uh...this one!" - Tutorial Unit said while yanking BB's minigun out of his hands.
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" - BB responded with while pulling out his knife.
"Relax demon child, i'm only gonna use for this defence. After that it's all yours." - Tutorial Unit responded with.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA...." - BB responded with while putting away his knife.
"Fine, but if things start going bad it's all your fault." - Phone Guy responded to Tutorial Unit with.

Tutorial Unit then aimed the minigun at the approaching jets, which have engaged the two escorts escorting the cargo plane.

"Die you mother*beep*ers!" - Tutorial Unit said while firing his minigun at the enemy jets, shooting down 2 of them.

One of the escorts was shot down.

"Tell that remaining escort to move closer to the plane so I have a better shot at the enemy jets!" - Tutorial Unit commanded the pilot to do so.
"On that sir!" - The pilot said while contacting the remaining escort.

The escort flew back closer to the cargo plane, where Tutorial Unit was able to shoot down 2 of the remaining 3 enemy jets.

"One more to go!" - Tutorial Unit shouted.

The enemy fighter jet soon turned it's attention to the cargo plane instead of the escort.
This, however, was a grave mistake, as he was quickly shot down by the escort who was able to quickly get behind him.

"None left! Close the door!" - Tutorial Unit shouted to the pilot.
"Closing the door now sir!" - The pilot shouted back to the Unit.
"HELLO HI HI HI HELLO HAHAHAHA?" - BB yelled at Tutorial Unit as soon as the back door closed.
"Ok ok ok!" - Tutorial Unit responded to BB. "Here's your damn weapon."
"Hahahahaha." - BB said while Tutorial Unit handed back his gun.

Another half hour passed before the cargo plane reached Memera.

"We're here! Preparing the landing sequence now!" - The pilot yelled.
"Alright, time to go." - Pan Stan said while the back door to the plane opened after the plane landed.

The rebels rushed out of the plane.

"Phantom Foxy and Mangle, did you clear out all the remaining goverment forces?" - Phantom Freddy asked the two in the middle of one of the roads of the now pretty much devastated city.
"Yes we did sir! There was only one left when you left for Ardia, and we cleared that place out with relative ease." - Phantom Foxy replied to Freddy with.
"AJDKFL;VGLKJAKLKFJGKLKAJKLFKJFLAKSDLFKLA" - Phantom Mangle responded with.
"Good." - Phantom Freddy replied with.

A rebel soldier then all of a sudden rushed out of one of the houses and yelled at the other rebels.

"GUYS! GUYS! YOU MIGHT WANT TO HEAR THIS!" - The rebel shouted.

All of the rebels from the plane plus a few of the rebels that were already in the city(including Foxy and Mangle) rushed into the room, where a T.V. was on, with a news anchor reporting for "MNN".

"...president Oranald Trunge has made a speech earlier today regarding the rebellions spreading across all of the country due to the message of the original rebellions being spread through every sort of messaging." - The MNN news anchor said.
"Bing bing bong bong, bing bong. Testing, bing bong bing bong. Wait, we're live. Oh *beep*. Whatever, starting my speech right now and and now only. People of Memecra, these dirty mexican rebels won't get away with terrozing our great nation. A wall isn't good enough, we must and we will fight back against these terrorists! And we will win-" - The president said before the T.V. was blown apart by a shotgun.

"Oh yeah mister orange? We'll see about that. Prepare the men." - Phantom Freddy said.