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DID HITLER FLEE TO ARGENTINA?
We have some proof that maybe, maybe, he fleed. For instance, The skelton found in a bunker, thought to be the place Hitler killed himself, was infact, a female. (incase you didnt know, hitler was a dude) Supposedly, there are leaked classified FBI files proving this theory of pussiness. "On April 30 1945, Adolf Hitler committed suicide in his underground bunker. His body was later [found] by the Soviets before being rushed back to Russia. Is it really possible that [they] have been lying all this time, and that history has purposely been rewritten?" ("FBI: Hitler Didn’t Die, Fled To Argentina – Stunning Admission") I pulled this from a website, showing pictures, and a document about hitlers travels. Were the FBI and the Soviets working together? Did Hitler find a girlfriend from Brazil? Did Hitler really flee to Argentina? The answer, helped proved by the wonderful webiste[/] is most likely yes.[yournewswire.com]