Chuck Norris invented water.

This most esteemed Steam "Group" is a collaboration of comradere created in 1837 by Mieczyslaw Haiman, a Polish historian and first curator of the Polish Museum of America in Chicago. When asked why he stated, "My last name is pronounced 'HYMEN'."
NOTE: This group is waterproof up to 1.5m and is totally impervious to cotton.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.