POLIZZI'S PRAYER

Nino Polizzi, who art from Detroit,
hallowed be thy Class,
thy labs completed,
thy will be done,
as seniors as they were as freshmen.
Give us this day our daily vocab quiz.
And forgive us our chisme,
as we forgive those
who churn against us.
And lead us not into throws,
but deliver us from chokes.
For thine is the trust,
the respect, and the responsibility,
for ever and ever. Amen.

POLIZZI'S PRINCIPLES

I. THOU SHALT PERFORM THINE ACTIVITIES SAFELY AND OBEY DIRECTIONS.
II. THOU SHALT TREAT THY NEIGHBORS WITH RESPECT.
III. THOU SHALT CLEAN THY WORK AREA WHEN FINISHED.
IV. THOU SHALT USE THY TOOLS PROPERLY.
V. THOU SHALT ASK QUESTIONS TO GROW THINE UNDERSTANDING.
VI. THOU SHALT DO THY BEST AND REMEMBER THY COMMITMENTS.
VII. THOU SHALT NOT WASTE TIME NOR MATERIALS IN VAIN.
VIII. THOU SHALT THINK BEFORE DOING.
IX. THOU SHALT BEAR THY NAME AND SECTION ON ALL THY WORK.
X. THOU SHALT NOTIFY POLIZZI THY LORD OF ALL PROBLEMS.