Followers, we regret to inform you that one of our senior members has betrayed us. Merty102, who reached the rank canneloni cardinal, left us and became the co-leader of "ISIS". They are meant to be a representation of islam, a fellow religion. However, they seem to ignore their teachings and resort to torture and violence instead. We will discuss further actions later, but stay in touch and leave your suggestions below.

Many thanks,
Your beloved leader, Mooseman.

[edit!] To replace merty102, hobbes has been promoted to canelloni cardinal, and snoipah has been promoted to an elder member. Merty102 is now at the hopeless pleb rank.