elder dragons are cool

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you Royal Ludroth? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ace Hunters, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Sunken Hollow, and I have over 300 Gore Magala Ripclaws. I am trained in Congalala warfare and I’m the top Great Sword user in the entire city of Harth. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Val Habar, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Gathering Hall and your Guild Card is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Jaggi. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “leet armor set”. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven ways, and that’s just with a Rarity 1 weapon. Not only am I extensively trained in Bowgun combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Smithy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Elder Hall, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” joke was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stylus. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you damn idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ the Frenzy virus all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, doodle.