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24 November 2020 - MarbleMania | 1 Komentar

Dear members of MMMMCC,
as I am writing this announcement I find myself on a plane from Norway to Canada. I was, indeed, deported to Colombia. Fortunately for me I have a broad network of global connections to members of hacking group know as 'Reddit'. Over the course of the past two years I have been accumulating enough Reddit gold to hitchhike across the globe. How did I do this, you ask?
Well, to begin with, two decades ago I began to accumulate Robux in Roblox. For those of you unfamiliar with Roblox, it is effectively the New York Stock Exchange of crypto currency. I had the forsight to protect my tix from two decades previous using block-chain and managed to get them converted into Robux at twice the rate they would have otherwise.
Due to my becoming weary of the unstable value of Robux I therefore had people purchase them from me in exchange for Reddit gold.
I know what you are thinking, and yes, I am a member of the International Economic Forum, and I do pull the strings of the big banks.
Anyways, in order to avoid the U.S.-Mexico boarder I had to move westward in order to get back to the States. I paid for my travel with Reddit Gold. Unfortunately, Reddit Gold is not a widely accepted method of payment by airlines, trains, or taxi services, and therefore I had to travel via mule, foot, and hitchhiking (all paid for by my gold). Idiots, they don't know that crypto is the future!
Anyways, I digress. When I got to Norway I was basically all out of Reddit Gold, and what do you know, they are the only sensible country whose airline accept reddit gold!!!! Luckily when I was begging on the streets of Oslo for a few months a stranger gave me a flashdrive full of Reddit Gold!!!
I will be landing shortly in Vancouver
Wish me luck!

TLDR; bit-coin is based on robux
Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the reddit gold!

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21 Juni 2018 - MarbleMania | 0 Komentar

Well guys, this is it. I shot and killed another unarmed black man and had to escape to Mexico again, however this time I couldn't even cross over the border! There were so many Mexicans runnning out of Mexico into the U.S. How could so many people also have shot unarmed black men? Anyways, unrelated, but I thought I would add, I saw my Berkley proffesor standing over near where I was with a net. I was mildly confused until I realized he was just catching cheap labor. Anyways, so I was trying to cross the border into Mexico, when suddenly border patrol rounds ME up. What the hell!? Do I look like a filthy Mestizo to you? I mean, I do, but I spoke English just fine. The worst part was that they asked for proof of citezinship, but I entered the United States illegally from Colombia at the age of 15 so I didn't have any! I don't know what to do bois... They might send me back to Colombia! And all because I wanted to cross over the border just until they forgot about the unarmed black man I killed! Ridiculous! I am currently writing this from a young children containment as I managed to convince the friendly U.S. govt. agent that I was five years old. Wish me luck,
Marble
P.S. They have cheesy poofs here, so don't worry, I won't die of starvation or anything, but thanks for being so considerate.

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