Dudes Of Dudism

Crusaders who joined this event are:

Dude of Dudism - Grandez - Force Commander (Berserker)

DeathScythe - Cero - Purger (Firebug)

Jedi Sniper - Thething - Crackshot (Sharpshooter)

Hound Dog - Steve O - Adept Crackshot (Sharpshooter)

Marine - Nubshock - Apothecary (Medic)

Shufflin - Tommy Toon - Terminator (Commando)

Chaplain - Alondite - Devastator (Support)

Special Guest

Marauder - Trafelgar - Kamikazer (Demolitions)

This crusade has lasted a long time with much grief and hardship along so many battlefields together the Dudes of Dudism have conquered once again and yet stil many oppose us...yet still many wish to obtain followers...THAT IS NOT ALLOWED!

Continuing on through rigours training me and the Dude Jedi are almost to the summit of gaining unatural strength in order to better aid in the future crusade to the mansion. The other battle brothers also joined us in the training to get ready for the oncoming war.

On the Mountain pass the Jedi and the Marauder...exploited the trick that the Deathscythe exposed in order to gain their own followers...they carry his will...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bugs me. Damn you kyodai...damn you...and the Jedi as well for encouraging it! Now I have to clothelines a godamn army of heretics...this is gonna be some work.

The Hound Dog and he who shuffles for Dudism have gained in immense strength and also pulling off shenanigans that would usually get themselves killed...they least they go down fighting.

Then again the Dude MArine kept healing the ♥♥♥♥ out of everyone...hell he somehow got followers and tahts redudant and asked people to slit their wirsts while hes healing them...doctors cure people...medics...make you feel better before you die...that is fate and man how ♥♥♥♥ gets real.

The Road to Perdition a place we did not know well a complete hell hole after searchign around for any signs of life we found nothing except a house filled with weapons. Until a shout from the Jedi alerted the others. I went to investigate aon gwith my other brothers wondering what he was yelling about.

A body flipped over a fence torn to bits...

Then another...

Then Another...

Silence...

In a matter of moments we were caught off guard and hell was loosed upon us. The Jedi fought honorably on his own until he got caught his last words before retreating with us. "I WILL CLUTCH THIS SH-! OH CRAP RUN! BWAGH!"

Funny thing hes said that many times...it didnt end well. Until the last battlefield we went to with a crossbow bolt into the Eye of a chaos lord aka the Patriarch earned us a great fleeting victory. Yet it also costed us the MIA of the Chaplain as well.

As the battle raged on many wondered what Trafelgar the Maruader was up to. He would always change his profession...but never used the weapon that would help him in his training it was like he loved doing the opposite in the wrong right way...no one knew what was going in his head except the Jedi...yet the Jedi probably did not understand it himself..guess thats why we call him a maruader...really who uses a blade when they use explosives and get themselves exploded at close range...with the exception of others who randomy throw a grenade near themselves to get killed or injured on purpose...

Even if we all pull the same crap...and no being worshipped is not a exception its banned for a reason.

This weekends Crusade has been finished I look forward to fighting alongside you my brothers weve been through some hard stuff but we pulled through lets work hard together for Dudism and charge straight to our final confrontation which shall happen as soon as we all hit full strength or damn near it.

ONWARD TO VICTORY ONWARD FOR DUDISM!!!

Grandez, The Dude of Dudism

P.S. STOP TRYING TO BE WORSHIPPED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!! >.<