Experience some sort of Shenanigan while Crusading (Gaming) and hopefully you can make a good story for all of us to hear about. Also its not jsut restricted to Crusading cold be a story from work or a great encoutner with a chick. Its all up to you and your dude moments. Just dont try to get worshipped...thats jsut noo.......

Crusaders who joined this event are:

Dude of Dudism - Grandez - Force Commander (Berserker)

DeathScythe - Cero - Purger (Firebug)

Jedi Sniper - Thething - Crackshot (Sharpshooter)

Hound Dog - Steve O - Adept Crackshot (Sharpshooter)

Marine - Nubshock - Apothecary (Medic)

Shufflin - Tommy Toon - Terminator (Commando)

Chaplain - Alondite - Devastator (Support)

Special Guest

Marauder - Trafelgar - Kamikazer (Demolitions)

This crusade has lasted a long time with much grief and hardship along so many battlefields together the Dudes of Dudism have conquered once again and yet stil many oppose us...yet still many wish to obtain followers...THAT IS NOT ALLOWED!

Continuing on through rigours training me and the Dude Jedi are almost to the summit of gaining unatural strength in order to better aid in the future crusade to the mansion. The other battle brothers also joined us in the training to get ready for the oncoming war.

On the Mountain pass the Jedi and the Marauder...exploited the trick that the Deathscythe exposed in order to gain their own followers...they carry his will...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bugs me. Damn you kyodai...damn you...and the Jedi as well for encouraging it! Now I have to clothelines a godamn army of heretics...this is gonna be some work.

The Hound Dog and he who shuffles for Dudism have gained in immense strength and also pulling off shenanigans that would usually get themselves killed...they least they go down fighting.

Then again the Dude MArine kept healing the ♥♥♥♥ out of everyone...hell he somehow got followers and tahts redudant and asked people to slit their wirsts while hes healing them...doctors cure people...medics...make you feel better before you die...that is fate and man how ♥♥♥♥ gets real.

The Road to Perdition a place we did not know well a complete hell hole after searchign around for any signs of life we found nothing except a house filled with weapons. Until a shout from the Jedi alerted the others. I went to investigate aon gwith my other brothers wondering what he was yelling about.

A body flipped over a fence torn to bits...

Then another...

Then Another...

Silence...

In a matter of moments we were caught off guard and hell was loosed upon us. The Jedi fought honorably on his own until he got caught his last words before retreating with us. "I WILL CLUTCH THIS SH-! OH CRAP RUN! BWAGH!"

Funny thing hes said that many times...it didnt end well. Until the last battlefield we went to with a crossbow bolt into the Eye of a chaos lord aka the Patriarch earned us a great fleeting victory. Yet it also costed us the MIA of the Chaplain as well.

As the battle raged on many wondered what Trafelgar the Maruader was up to. He would always change his profession...but never used the weapon that would help him in his training it was like he loved doing the opposite in the wrong right way...no one knew what was going in his head except the Jedi...yet the Jedi probably did not understand it himself..guess thats why we call him a maruader...really who uses a blade when they use explosives and get themselves exploded at close range...with the exception of others who randomy throw a grenade near themselves to get killed or injured on purpose...

Even if we all pull the same crap...and no being worshipped is not a exception its banned for a reason.

This weekends Crusade has been finished I look forward to fighting alongside you my brothers weve been through some hard stuff but we pulled through lets work hard together for Dudism and charge straight to our final confrontation which shall happen as soon as we all hit full strength or damn near it.

ONWARD TO VICTORY ONWARD FOR DUDISM!!!

Grandez, The Dude of Dudism

P.S. STOP TRYING TO BE WORSHIPPED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!! >.<

In the Beginning Six brave dudes ventured into the uncharted lands of Killing Floor wanting to proceed with their plans of Exteriminatus in order to conquer one of the hugest sectors of Killing Floor. Along with another new ally who has joined our ranks of Dudism!

Dude of Dudism - Force Commander (Berserker)

Deathscythe of Dudism - Purger (Firebug)

Dude Chaplain - Purger (Firebug)

Dude Jedi ♥♥♥♥ - Tactical (Commando)

Dude Shufflin - Devastator (Support)

Dude Marine - Tactical (Commando)

Going as far as they could with their new trooper the brave dudes fought long and hard tryingto survive as tehy had cut through a large path straight into hell going further into the underworld where they had to make a large stand before having to make a call for reinforcements swapping the Chaplain and Marine who were severely wounded.

As they dropship came to pick up our borthers the deathscythe...once more aroused a whole lot of heretics to try and follow him pissed off I arranged and created the Dude formations Three Four and Six on the field of battle. Which proved greatly effective against teh xenos and their chaos masters.

The Dude Jedi made a tough choice having to switch from his crackshot position to one of tactical use a tough one but he made the right choice in aiding his dudes. Especially since he can shoot something in the head over 8 times and it stil doesnt die good man. Guess theres a reason why hes a ♥♥♥♥...

Same with the Deathscythe who was a Medic remained a Purger under my orders to help me get to hell since long ago we swore such a oath..yet he is not allowed to be worshipped.

The new ally Nubshock or Olbones the Dude Marine tried to hold out on his own but sending back to the Bastion was a tough and right choice since the fields of battle were too rough for him to get used to yet. At least he shot the followers.

After the Troop switch out we gained two more troopers and they have aided us in the past but have not yet earned the right of Dudism. One a heretic and the other...has a jewish girlfriend...and likes to kill black followers and the such and under the Deathscythes words "Saves the others like the reds and white I dont care abotu the blacks burn em or hang kill em I dont care you bastards stop killing my followers!"

Im gonna slap my Kyodai one of these days. And he said death to the false emperor...thats ME GODAMNIT!!! Who the ♥♥♥♥ says that to their leader...one of these days....Ima kill all his worshippers by my bloody hand.

Anywho onwards to the report. After our well rest in holding off the specimens we proceeded on after getting a third key fragment and were our fourth but not before burning a hallway that was filled with the armies of chaos and then impaling their bodies on the walls and sticking their rotting burning corpses on the ceilings did we make a long holdout with our grand formation and making a small encampent to ward them off.

Sadly we had to evac because of the low amount of supplies we had but instead left a device that would lead us back to that position. We mave have been driven back this day but we will not know defeat and we will back to conquer and win.

ONWARD TO VICTORY FOR DUDISM MY BROTHERS!!!

P.S. Dont forget to check the main page for the comments and event postings for when we Crusade.

Four brave dudes of Dudism ventured into the warp of Chaos that took them to a old familiar and horrendous mansion from the old era of Resident Evil. They were...

The Dude of Dudism, Grandez - Force Commander (Berserker)

The Deathscythe of Dudism, Cero - Purger (Firebug)

The Dude Jedi ♥♥♥♥ of Dudism, The Thing - Crackshot (Sharpshooter)

The Dude Who Shuffle for Dudism, Tommy Toon - Devastator (Support)

The four dudes fought long and hard through many waves and waves of xenos, heretics, and daemons. Things were off to a rocky start already and went further down hill and laready had reached the plummit of hell yet the four dudes did not fall until idiots...i mean heretics from within got them pushed back to the brink of defeat.
Not wanting to take that defeat lightly I demanded revenge and in turn we were joined by two allies and one of them a Dude.

The Dude Chaplain of Dudism, Alondite - Chaplain (Demolitions)

Hemophiliac AKA Crash - Commando

Throughout two fields of battle all six dudes conquered the corrupted influence and desacrated labs of apertures science The Portal and then steam rolled through with great Headshot from the Dude Jedi and great covering firing from Hemo and great back up from Dude Shufflin. Meanwhile the Dude Chaplain and Dude of Dudism were always locked into combat....while the Deathscythe proceeded to try and obtain followers of his own accord...worshipping for him is not allowed! So in turn I shone the light and had everyone other able Dude gunned the hell out of em in the name of Dudism...or they did it to spite him and for kicks which suits anyone and my taste.

All in all the crusades have been successfull good work dudes but our work is not yet finished there is still more to be done and cleansed and purged in the name of Dudism!

ONWARD TO THE FIELDS OF GLORY AND BATTLE AND THEN VICTORY FOR OUR BROTHERS AND THAT OF DUDISM!!!

The heretics and enemies of Dudism have been vanquished for our greater good.

In Killing Floor we have valiantly fought against teh specimens and held them off well yet sadly for the Chaplain was needed elswhere and more heretics came we fought to a stalemate more then enough to satisfy me.

In League of Legends the Death Scythe of Dudism and I along withe the Hound Dog Steveo have conquered the fields of Justice wiht pure might. None can withstand against our faith and none shall we fear.

Today Steveo the Dude Hound Dog has joined us in our Crusades of Dudism and my Kyoday Cero the Dude DeathScythe has come back to the League of Legends field of battle and has udnergone my teaching towards the mighty Nauss whom he had played for the first time. SLow and impateinet at first and steadily crying but under my command and fury he arose out of himself the fine confidence and honor of a Dude and restored his pride by smiting those who would dare besmirch my name and that of Dudism. Steveo as well playing the new Mordekaiser never gave up hope steamrolled through hell with me and Cero and together we achieved victory.

Onward my Brothers!! FOR DUDISM!!!!