[10:46 PM]
Jaramr: Exposure to Devival is known to cause Cancer in most countries and the state of California.

toaster*
1:48 PM
still suck at the mall

[12:19]
meloncrab:
it's called boxing day because you're working hard to get into the next weight class

pund: [...]
I get that journalists need to ask the difficult questions
but not the stupid ones

Ivan:
We dont build ourselves anymore

#selfbuilding

[4:19 PM]
Jaramr:
I will note your disapproval of Todd Howard and his ways when his mighty legions reach BC, Habo.

[12:27 PM]
Toaster:
Obesity problems will be helpful with the upcoming famine when I burn the farms down with nuclear fire
wait theres no option to self nuke
>:(

[12:08 PM]
ingueferroque:
protip: don't play call of duty

damnit scummy

MFToast: my dick and my heart are connected to eachother

[10:52 AM]
Jaramr:
Satiring Trumps America is going to be hard.
Like the actual news sounds like GTA radio stations now.

[10:53 AM]
Alpharius[Rusky]:
honestly, GTA radio stations sound pretty grounded compared to actual US talk radio right now

[10:53 AM]
meloncrab:
was zapping through some radio channels in the US last year and there was some really crazy stuff on there

[2:54 PM]
MFToast:
Does the package have the grenade parts for your sticks

[1:41 PM]
pund:
regret always comes too late

[14:41]
toester:
I'm here to kick dogs and chew ass
and I'm all out of ass

[5:34 PM]
Capt. Eduardo del Mango:
Ignore Habo, pee in your tap water.

[3:27 PM]
Capt. Eduardo del Mango:
I mean apartheid's okay I think.

[redacted]:
if onion rings weren't meant to be fucked, why do they have holes?

[8:45 AM]
Not a GDR Spy:
And my flatmate came into the kitchen just in time to see my squat in front of the washing machine
And my private parts flopped out in perfect view
And all I did was say "woops sorry" and left the kitchen
Which probably made it worse

Mango:
I do wish I could drink some milk without all of the ultra-violence.

MFToast:
I'm in bed with big cotton
You can quote me on that

[12:04 AM]
pund:
it's odd
I woke up this morning from people talking under my window

[12:05 AM]
meloncrab:
did you empty your chamber pot on them

[12:05 AM]
pund:
otherwise I sleep through everything, it's just because how quiet it is I guess
I'm not as primitive as you are
or ill mannered
I just hosed them with icy water

[1:49 PM]
MFToast:
That's about as multicultural as a KKK rally

[10:46 PM]
Polter Geist 👻:
a parody of what a "luxury" establishment would be - the fake gold everywhere, fake marble, etc
Trump is the sort of guy to have the same couch as the trashy guy, but spraypainted in gold

[3:01 PM]
MFToast:
strip clubs are a fuckin ripoff
Paying for a boner and blue balls, not my idea of a good time

Hotes: Emoji in LaTeX? What the heck we tried to raise you right

🤣💨👈😎👈😛💪🍆💦

Ivan: Motherfucker
Just spent an hour sitting on the stairs in front of my apartment door
Thirsty as fuck
Because my new flatmate ONCE AGAIN left the keys inside the lock from the inside
And didn't hear me knocking, ringing, calling or shouting
[...]
he opened
I think it was because I blocked his internet access
Had pulled out my laptop 10 minutes before that
And blocked his LAN port

𝑀𝑜𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓃 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓂𝓈 𝓇𝑒𝓆𝓊𝒾𝓇𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓃 𝓈𝑜𝓁𝓊𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈

TT: Back in the 1908s...

Tupper: Oh I'll find a way to shoehorn it in, have no doubt

Habo: hahaha, I just lit some cultist assholes on fire with my blowtorch

𝓷𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝔂

Hotes: why does the greek... ivan have you been trolling greek government officials again

Ivan: [...] Dont fuck with the fishermen, assholes

[5:30 AM]
toaster:
fucking viking
these fUCKING VIKINGS
and I die to an arrow from one

[5:37 AM]
Conehæd The Barbarian:
serves you right

The Tupper: Fucking metal, Orwellian horseshit

The Tupper: Is it that big? I scanned it years ago

Jaramr:
What is the multiple of swindon people
Swindonese? Swindoners? War Criminals?
Thieves, Gnaves, Defiliers, Traitors, Tuppers.

Jaramr: Due to the collapse of the british government there are now bandits prowling the road ways looking for their next meal of fish and chips that they steal from caravans

CuriousOrange: I was into men of war or whatever it was called back in the days [...]

:v

The Tupper: Men are NOT potatoes, dude

Those who genuinely want to be better people, simply be better people, rather than going off on lofty sounding bullshit platitudes and self pitying trash.

Remember that time you disgusting assholes laughed about me being raped by my mom?

Oh, and if any of what I said makes you guys especially angry, then this is why: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/believe

If you guys don't like it then don't make up rules you don't want to fucking follow

This place is a fucking safe space. Wake the fuck up retards.

If this isn't a safe space, why is Ivan allowed to tell me to kill myself but I'm not allowed to call him a nazi?

"This place isn't a safe space"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Snowden

"sounds like they're afraid of being nazis"

remember how censorship leads to fascism guys?

[7:44 AM]
Universal Racist:
Maybe youll use that gun you bought on yourself
Do us a favour

[Thursday 12:14 PM]
Madcat:
eh fuck it.
SOME. OF. YOU. SUCK. HARDER. THAN. SPACE. VACUUM.