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This is the Reality (Must Read)

8. heinäkuuta 2017 - ✪✪✪ | 0 kommenttia

Things I gave to Counter Strike:

1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter Strike gave me back:

1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3. Hatred of Russians, Spanish and Russians
4. Broken Keyboard / Mouse
5. 9/10 players ready
6. Server Crash
7. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Teammates
8. F**ked up Competitive Matchmaking
9. "Ez-Pz" Spam
10. multilingual Cursing, which i cant even understand
11. Lag
12. Cheaters
13. Scammers
14. de-ranked due to Party member ban

Essentially - CS is a greedy woman. But I LOVE HER all the time

11 out of 10 group members would agree and play again.

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A short CS:GO love story

24. kesäkuuta 2017 - ✪✪✪ | 1 kommenttia

>Me
>Playing
>CS:GO
>Because what else would I be playing
>Two or three weeks ago
>Meet girl in Nearby Lobby menu
>Lives two towns over from me
>SwAg OvErLoAd
>Add as friend faster than you can say "rubberbabybuggybumpers"
>Asks me if I do coke
>The drug not the delicious carbonated beverage
>I do not
>She does
>okay.png
>Play some games with her over the course of a few days
>Notices she has thousands of dollars worth of skins
>Literally
>THOUSANDS
>Fac New Gamma M9 Bayonet
>And more, much much more
>Her Steam profile level is also over 200
>cyka BLYAT
>Asks how she affords
>"Trades"
>k
>snoop mode.exe activated
>Looks at her inventory
>Her CS:GO inventory alone costs more than my truck
>hory sheet
>Goes to leave funny comment on her profile (ie. "Your CS:GO inventory costs more than my truck")
>Reads comments
>Multiple comments citing her excellent blowjob skills being well worth the knives and skins
>"Can you cam for me again"
>"Your tits are massive btw"
>oh that kind of trading
>mfw