Look, non-operators!

"We have saved the world millions of times." - Romeo Whiskey

Delta Team Six?

Sit down, son, and let me give you a tour of the greatest fighting force that has ever lived.

British SAS? US Navy SEALs? Sit down, gentlemen, we are the big guns here.

It all originated in the Battle of Thermopylae, when there was a supposed 300 Spartans, are you serious? Spartans? Sit the hell down, there were five members of the pre-Delta Team Six, five of them. Just for the "lolz" they all tied one hand behind their back and fought over 1.2 million Persians with their bare hands, because why not? There were no survivors, and that is why the story is so messed up.

We proceded to combat in multiple areas of the globe. Why did the mighty empire of Rome fall? Why do you think? Delta Team Six, with only five members, took it down. The Greek gods? Zeus? Poseidon? Hades? Hermes? LOL, sit down, they were a bunch of balless babies. We took them down and ate them for a morning breakfast on the moon... in space... with no space suits... in 200BC, yeah, we're hardcore.

We also proceded to fight and win every major conflict in history. Contrary to popular belief, ONE Delta member won the Battle of the Bulge, when it halted to a stall, they called him in, and no more Nazis.

The Battle of Hue in Vietnam, tough battle that was, well, until DT6 showed up, I went in with nothing but a KA-BAR and got over 3,000 confirmed kills.

Afghanistan? Oh yeah, we were there, who do you think killed Osama and Sadaam Hussein? DT6 has more than 99.9% of KIAs in the entire war on terrorism, AKA, Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia, and Africa. One DT6 fart is deadlier than 1,000 JDAM laser guided bombs.

But our greatest task, our LEADER, was saving Jesus, yeah, there was no cross, gentlemen, we killed all of the men who tried to harm him, then we put THEIR butt on the cross. Yep... Good times.