This page is dedicated to the computer major we all know and love: Darren

Interesting facts about this inspiring man-child:

- He has a major in computers.

- He has a computer in majors.

- According to scientific research, he's actually 12 years old. Darren uses voice changers to sound like the colossal, hunky man that he really is.

- He is apart of the Denver McNuggets pro 1337 company of badasses who finger people or some ♥♥♥♥.

- He is a magician of the talking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ art.

- Claims he has the power to crash anyone's computer but won't do it because it's a federal offense.

- He stimulates his prostate for Jesus.

- Why else would Darren be in existence? Well, for the glory of Satan of course!

- Long live Darren.

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"Best bowner ever." - Darren
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