caitlyn jenner switched their gender by doing away with their member
ever since bruce was a kid he was always a bit off the grid
but with fame and power bruce got sour
as our brave hero possessed a 1 and not a zero
and with his penis inverted and his gender converted a little 0 was inserted
so came caitlyn to be and easy to see was she
she had a nice chest made of silica breast and wore a vest looking her very best
"beautiful" cried her fans most dutiful
she was a fine made by vanity fair bade to come and model for their parade as it was not a charade
such is the life of this fine maiden come from a world so laden
but for now it's adieu as i go to make a stew