We are the Jones Club, an alliance set on world domination and purification.

Salutations, we are the Jones Club, and if you have made it this far, we want to inform you that you are not welcome unless you display a high set of skills that contribute to the Joner Conglomerate. Our motive is only to purify the world from the disgusting masses that don't have the last name "Jones" and we will do anything, no matter the consequence, to follow through with that...