Pledge Your Allegiance To The Old Scrubs And The New:

Ten players gather and so my match begins.
It shall not end until sixteen rounds have been won.
I shall take no teammates, hold no bombsites, own no smurf accounts.
I shall equip no knives and win no clutches.
I am the AWP in Pit.
I am the CT in Heaven.
I am the scrub that prevails against the pro.
The Negev that brings the comeback.
The 'Nade that wakes the call: "Kobe!"
I am the Kevlar Vest that guards the naive nubs.
I pledge my rank and my honor to UKCScrubs.
For this match and all matches to come.

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