Tale of Rat Bastard.

it about my tale of rat bastard
and him getting me dayz.
now
rat bastard
I didnt know the man
he did not speak to me
nor did I speak to him
I had him
he was unknown on my friends list, and I did not know if my reckless plan would work
I wished for the best
out of 100 people, he was the one
I asked
'oi
nizza
buy me dayz
you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ carpet muncher'

and he replied:'tfu tryna be a sugar baby
hello?'

and this is where i had to choose my words very carefully
so

I said
yes
I suk
♥♥♥♥

and I knew I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up when I said "I suk"
so, I wished for the best
moments later,

he replied:
dayz for a lil succ

I didnt know my foolish words lead to such a desirable outcome
right this moment
so
I continue

I said:
uhh restart encounter
oi
nizza
buy me dayz

This, I thought, would be my downfall.
but

I was blessed with his response (NOT REALLY)
rat bastard didnt like that

this is where I was devastated
heart broken
confused if I was going to get my outcome

then I said
restart
Yo wats poppin ♥♥♥♥♥
gimme dayz
thanks

uhh
so
this is the point of no return
3 strikes, you're out
but
remember, third times a charm
so

he replied.....
very well

I thought this was a facade
I thought I was going to get blocked
and then



" NEW GIFT "
' chad thundercock'i dont know who you are but you amuse me lil man



never met him
just....
yeah
so

I said :
YEAH MY NIZZA
thank
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Him :
gg

I felt so
happy
never in my life have I achieved nothing so
amazing
so I asked and said:

can I be slave to rat bastard?
please
Id feel noble

and he replied:
rat bastard works alone and lives alone
the sewers are nice...
quiet.

this man was a legend...
born amoung men

I said:
damn
Chad thundercock will tell the tale
of rat bastard.

he replied with one wordthat will forever change me...he said

godspeed.
that means an expression of good wishes to a person starting a journey.

that, is the tale of rat bastard...


Now, I pass the tale on to you, and hopefully you see the generosity in people, and thank rat bastard for his generosity.
He is what we should strive for, not fear.