A FAN CLUB TO SLOB ON THAT GLORIOUS MIYAZAKI KNOB

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND AND SIXTEEN, MISTER MIYAZAKI HAS ENLIGHTENED OUR FEEBLE WRETCHED MINDS AND BESTOWED UPON US A GIFT FIT FOR LORDS. THIS GIFT WOULD BECOME KNOWN AS D A R K S O U L S 3 AND WOULD GO ON TO BE REMEMBERED AS A SHINING PINNICLE OF GAME DESIGN AND PURE ENJOYMENT.

THIS GROUP IS INTENDED FOR THOSE AMONGST US WHO WISH TO PROVIDE THE SUCCOR TO THE NO. 1 CUCKER, MISTER HIDETAKA MIYAZAKI.

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