Oprindeligt skrevet af Ducky Quackington:

Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome

Primary for Heavy
Base: Hat

( + ) HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!!
( + ) Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
( - ) Not right.
( - ) Not right?
( + ) That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome.
( + ) The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula?
( + ) On ice?
( + ) Yeah!
( - ) Not right.
( - ) Not right?!
( + ) That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of th-
( + ) Then you can get me three tickets to s–
( - ) Not right!

Note: Cannot add weapon due to cancellations.

Theorized cancellations but still.

Oprindeligt skrevet af Loreknight:

Oprindeligt skrevet af ShadowDream:

It is technically a spycrab for soldier, when he looks down, crouches and reloads the bison he looks like he's fapping .

"We must do it, men! For science!"

Nah, he's clearly practicing for Zhanna.

Oprindeligt skrevet af cTF2w DannyPlaysSomeGames:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Loreknight:

Uh.. I don't get it

Basically heavy is on fire (?)

Oprindeligt skrevet af Loreknight:

Oprindeligt skrevet af Biggest Boss:

So we had this happen on the EU server
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/80342560212766896/1BEEBC02E1F33C3EA443190B9D7DD0B2586803B4/

Uh.. I don't get it

Basically heay is on fire (?)

Oprindeligt skrevet af ShadowDream:

Oprindeligt skrevet af cTF2w DannyPlaysSomeGames:

Oh wait, confused with cow mangler, sorry

still kinda funny XD

It is technically a spycrab for soldier, when he looks down, crouches and reloads the bison he looks like he's fapping .

oh XD

also sorry I don't take friend requests.

Oprindeligt skrevet af ShadowDream:

Oprindeligt skrevet af cTF2w DannyPlaysSomeGames:

What if you alt-fire?

Bison itself does not have alt-fire, and the effect should disappear and will be reloadable again when you stand up

Oh wait, confused with cow mangler, sorry

still kinda funny XD

Oprindeligt skrevet af ShadowDream:

Soldier secondary
The Not-So-Righteous Bison.
(-) Crouching and looking down will empty the clip and force reloading which doesn't load shots and keeps the clip empty.

What if you alt-fire?

OH NOES:
Slot: Oh noes
Class: Oh noes
(+)On hit: Oh noes on target
(-)On miss: Oh noes on user

Oprindeligt skrevet af AwesomeGuyDj:

Oprindeligt skrevet af LegoFan9o5:

The Shellshocker has been seen to leech over to the Engineer's melee weapon, allowing for a Gunslinger to double hit and crit-hit in a matter of a second.

OR for le old reliable to be the
MAXIMUM TURTLE POWER

And that turtle power, whether at max or at minimum, is crap.

Oprindeligt skrevet af Loreknight:

I wish people realized that you don't balance a weapon around certain existing play styles.
Just because you don't like turtling or stickyspam(which I absolutely abhor) doesn't mean you balance around that. You balance around fairness.
Except mei from overwatch.
Fuck mei.

Yeah, well the Old Reliable is a turtle weapon for one damn stupid stat. It could've easily been a on-the-go spy-counter weapon, instead of this stupid "cannot move buildings" stat which shouldn't even be a stat.