Ursprungligen skrivet av Major Lazor:

24/7 cp_orange always critical low grav for next April fools

how is it 24/7 if april fools is one day

Ursprungligen skrivet av Thrynity:

Ursprungligen skrivet av Loreknight:

I had to delete more than half of it becuase there's an 18,000 character limit

Facepalm....

Oh boy, the confusing response.

Ursprungligen skrivet av Loreknight:

Ursprungligen skrivet av Ducky Quackington:

Well duh

Calm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's a little too many exclamation marks.

All-class fists
On join server: All are VAC banned
After server joined: You are lonely


this is a joke on the OP rule

necro

Scattergun for Scout
Random critical hits do 1000% more damage
+50% higher crit chance
-100% damage penalty
-90% clip size
( - ) On hit: Play the entire nutshack theme, but every time you hit somebody, it gets louder.
( - ) On kill: Play the entire nutshack theme, but every you kill somebody, it gets louder.
( - ) On wearer: Play the entire nutshack theme, but every time you equip this, it gets louder.
( - ) When health is <50%: Play the entire nutshack theme, but every second your health is above 50%, it gets louder.
( - ) When health is >50%: Play the entire nutshack theme, but every second your health is less than 50%, it gets louder.
( - ) When anything: Play the entire nutshack theme, but when anything happens, it gets louder.

kaspersky
level -pi anti-virus
on hit: bans target
on kill: deletes computer from target
on hit: has a chance to crit and do pi to the 100th power damage
on wearer: makes a pig squeal forever anytime you install anything
on death: you're banned from server

Ursprungligen skrivet av Ducky Quackington:

Maps, ey? Im not sure if this has been suggested yet but...
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=734461456&searchtext=joke

Also this
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=657219971&searchtext=joke

what a bump

Ursprungligen skrivet av Ox-Oxygen | R.I.P. SiIvaGunner:

Ursprungligen skrivet av BLOODBATH!:

Jack's from the P.H,still learnin'

you did it wrong

Phil's from the Soul*, Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio or Horat so big-eyed
Tito, Dick "Dickman", baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies!
Jack's cool-ass lazy, he's still learnin'
Number one* Cherry Pie is still a virgin
Chita, meet the freak-of-the-week-ah
Phil's homegirl god, Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happenin' either, shake it like a seizure
Hold on though, let's spark this - take a breather
Reefer, reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, what'chu watching, son?

*Some people say it's "Frisco" and "and the ripe", but those people are dumb anyways

It's The Nutshack! x4

Ursprungligen skrivet av BLOODBATH!:

Ursprungligen skrivet av Ox-Oxygen | R.I.P. SiIvaGunner:

Phil's from the Soul

Jack's from the P.H,still learnin'

YOU MESSED IT UP