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Just yonder, Gaben was struggling to make his way through the lemur-infested moor behind Steam's place. Gaben had severely hurt his scalp during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral cats suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the games. One by one they latched on to Gaben. Already weakened from his injury, Gaben yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of cats running off with his games.

But then God came down with His attractive smile and restored Gaben's games. Feeling displeased, God smote the cats for their injustice. Then He got in His spaceship and jettisoned away with the fortitude of 153 3-legged wallabies running from a big pack of legless puppies. Gaben tripped with joy when he saw this. His games was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in six minutes his favorite TV show, Pawn Stars, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When long-haired sea monkeys meet malaria'). Gaben was pleased. And so, everyone except Steam and a few unborn fetus-toting spotted wolf hamsters lived blissfully happy, forever after.