Epic, just Epic. Wanna know why? Just give it a try!

Adam got a vaccine so he wouldn't get diseased,
But after, in the waiting room, his body wasn't pleased!

His insides spilt, behind the screen, after he got the jab,
And yet when he got home he wasn't feeling very fab.

He shivered, hyperventilated, and couldn't even sleep
and upon visiting the toilet his damn hole began to seep!

Poor old Adam, we hope he's feeling well,
We're not sure if he'll make it and its very hard to tell.

I hope this ending message seems not like opportunism,
But it's important to remember that vaccines cause autism.