After reviewing a bunch of evidence of the years I've come to the conclusion that random crits are indeed, kind of a bummer and don't add much to the game.

I have removed random criticals from the TF2 server. If this turns out to be extremely unpopular I will add them back. I will not be removing random bullet spread at this time. I understand the two of them are pretty similar but I do not believe the random bullet spread is as much of a disruption.

I would like to keep the Cafe as vanilla as possible, removing the crits is probably the least-vanilla thing we've added since the server's inception in 2009.

If you've got any other thoughts please let me know.