Which came first, the skeleton, or the bone?

The dark times are upon us again, and there have been reports of bone sightings all around, as well as fully intact skeleton guys doing some major spo. This can't be true. Our researchers have been looking into the matter, and while skeletons aren't real, analysis shows skeletons hypothetically could contain up to 72 haunted. That's no joking matter, folks.

Also if you happen to come into contact with any bones, or have any bones in your posession or even within your body, we advise you to please smash them. We can't risk a stray bone mutating into something that could vaporize millions with a single spook.