hello fellow ballspies. I have an important annoucnement about some troubling current events.

here at ballspies we are pro-choice! we supporrt the choices of our members, your free will is important in creating a healthy society.

However. it has been brought to my attention that a good handful of our members have been choosing to participate in a new social movement called Brat Summer.

there have been posts in the facebooks, members saying things such as:

• "in my brat era"
  
• "my new versace suit is so brat"
  
• "brat summer has been crazy! we laughed we cried and most importantly we no longer have ants in the break room."

this movement seems to be focused on celebrating a bratty lifestyle and this language has raised concerns about the social values and kind manners we promote here at ballspies.

so i am here to remind you that being a brat is not a choice you should make for yourself!

here is why;

• brats are young, immature, and have sticky candy coated fingers
  
• they throw tantrums at the grocery store
  
• they are spoiled, they break their nintendo ds on purpose and then scream for a new one
  
• they make their parents very tired and sad and call their dad mean names
  
• they own an ipad by age 6
  
• they push other children at the playground
  
• they made my experiences in the mcdonald play place a living hell
  
• many even steal money from their mothers purse with no permission!

i had my brat era ages 6-12. i was a menace.
so please. hav e a change of heart and cease the bratty behavior. we must now be upstanding adults to ourselves and others in this trying time. therefore, i am promoting a kind and mature alternative called BALLS Fall!

BALLS stands for: Be Always Loving Life Seriously !
this slogan is to promote a mature sense of patience, kindness, and love for the world and those who inhabit it!

when BALLS fall starts you can post things like:

• "life is awesome. i am having a BALLS! #ballfall"
  
• "i got BALLS on my mind all the time this fall"

you can even leave nice comments on other peoples posts such as:

• "Dude, your post is total BALLS!"
  
• "Hi Grandma, the new sweater you knitted me is really making my autumn BALLS!"

a much more versatile motto you can use for anything! your loved ones would probably not be very happy to hear their new puppy, holiday decor, or thanksgiving dinner was BRAT, yes?

The smiles and joy in these interactions will be a fond memory you will reminisce on for many years to come!

so please. grow up. christ