Monwin reports:

Punches were thrown infront of the soda machines after school on April 15, 2010. MagisterMagi unbeknownst of his impending dragon fist to the face, took the blow...like a man; though, quickly began cusping his sideface in terror. Did MagisterMagi lose his beautiful sideface? No, but Daveising wants that side face owned, and nothing can put a stop to his relentless attacks...except...a collection of side boob jpegs.