I hate video games

I've come to make an announcement, Cadence the Rogu is a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! She pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife! That's right, she took her rogue-♥♥♥♥♥♥' stabby ♥♥♥♥ out and she pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and she said her ♥♥♥♥ was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my steampowered.com: Cadence the Rogue, you've got a small ♥♥♥♥, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, tall points, no knives, no pillows— look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. She ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, now get outta my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too!