Welcome to the Empire

Our Pledge:

I pledge allegiance to the pwnage,
of the Glorious Empire of Sporks.
We shall fight in the diners,
We shall fight in the hobo-infested soup kitchens.
We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders.
We the people, by the power vested in us by the State of New Jersey,
Hereby establish the Ned-Times Empire of Sporkia.




Army of Sporks Community Board[armyofsporks.proboards.com]