sup ♥♥♥♥♥♥, ok.. heres the low down. this guy from school joined this clan called "Espada" and their this new clan who thinks their uber 1337 cause their in CAL, so i was talking to this other guy and of course their saying that their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome, and now they want to scrim us. so i want them to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ murdered. so i think tonight or tomorrow night they want to scrim us and i want the ubar 1337 AS people to get together a slaughter team together, like with natural and all those crazy ass awpers. MSG foamy if you want in :)

congrats to AS's (lawl, it says ass) first win in CAL , Notorious, Lone, Legacy, Lurch, and Evoc, achieved this i dunno, feat? lol. anyway. GJ guys

Dearest Son.

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Gander family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it though. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. Auntie Maude has sent you a pair of socks she knit, she put a third one in because she heard you have grown another foot since she last saw you. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Jimmy locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother. Uncle Bobby fell into a screech vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favourite Aunt.........Mom

today is the first showdown and we are hoping to get a record amount of AS people on to face off to the regulars. good luck and kill lots :P

anyone know why the servers not working?