Aight so, I dunno if any of you remember that alliance thing we joined a long-ass time ago, but basically that shit never really got off the ground since the guy behind it, fucking, disappeared. So yeah, that happened.

Recently however, a nice Dutch fellow by the (screen)name of UVDanger contacted me, and uh, I'll spare you the details, basically he took over, and I'm actually able to talk to this person and understand at least half of the words he says (unlike their previous leader) so that's always a plus. The TS server is still there, clans don't have specific channels anymore, now there's just a bunch of rooms for various games and such. So if you guys are interested in voice chat, that's always there. Lots of chill guys over on their side for you to dick around with if you're getting sick of me/there's nobody else to play with.

Another thing, the site isn't horrible anymore, check it out! http://tennounion.com/

They've got forums n shit too, which they plan to start, using, for things. So if you'd like to go over there and help make that shit more lively I'm sure they'd appreciate that.

That'll be all.

...Oh, right. To connect to the TS server, just enter this as the IP: ts.tennounion.com

OR ELSE

serious doe abysswalkers gon be best NA

Just a few things:

-Upgrade complete! We are now a Storm clan. Yaaaaay. No worries, not gonna recruit a bunch of random kids from the recruiting chat. I'll leave the thread open on the forums until we get about 60 members, then I'll probs stick to letting you guys invite your friends if need be, and letting chill dudes I meet in-game join.

-That being said, "Darkwraiths" can now recruit members. I would LOVE it if you guys would go check the thread every now and then, to welcome and invite anyone who requests an invite, if I haven't done so yet. Would also be great for you guys to head over there just for the sake of bumping, saying hi, and to help me sell the whole "chillest clan" thing. Link to the thread is on the main group page.

-Redid most of the dojo aside from the reactor halls and labs. Sabre thinks I did a terrible job and everything is confusing and pointless but fuck him, I'm happy with it. Check it out! There's a lot of doors with nothing behind them, I plan to save those for future rooms and such that might be added, since they were talking about expanding the dojo and its uses in today's livestream.

-As for the upcoming event, we're almost definitely siding with the Grineer. Fuck Alad V, we aren't his bitch. He's OUR bitch. Plus the Corpus are pussies, hiding behind robots and shit, and the Grineer can actually be pretty fuck. Rollers are rolling knifeballs of stunlocking death, which is metal as fuck, so those don't count as pussy-robots. Anyway, let me know what you guys think. I might do a vote or something when the event is officially announced, with details and everything. Or maybe I'll force us all to go with the Grineer. Or maybe I'll change my mind when I see more information. We'll see.

That's all I can think of for now. Gonna go sleep, cause I haven't done that for a while. Good hunting, stalker.

Lots of inactivity, meeting lots of cool people, having to kick a lot of only kind of inactive members to let them in. Getting sick of that shit.

It's lonely at night, and chat is completely dead sometimes. I think upgrading might be a good idea at this point. I don't necessarily plan to go for the full 100 member cap, costs shouldn't be that big of a deal as long as we have ~10 members that are active and reasonable rich in resources like myself.

Please please please let me know what you think. One of the selling points while I was recruiting was that we would be a reasonably small group of friends. While I don't necessarily plan to go to 100, I don't want to go through with this if the majority of you would be uncomfortable with say, 40-60 members.

Thanks,

Literally every single Jove except for half.

Copermen has the NUMBER ONE fucking SOFTEST most TENDER ASS KNOWN TO MAN. His ass is so fucking soft you have no idea. That shit is softer than fucking, like, liquid, dude. It is lighter than the lightest gas. Copermen is such a tender, juicy piece of ass that our top scientists cannot even comprefuckinghend how god damn SOFT it is.

You may refer to him as Softy. You may refer to him as Assy McSmoothington. You may simply refer to him as Copermen. It is up to you. If people keep bothering him about it, I guarantee he will have a fit. He might leave. I might have to kick him.

His fate, his soft, huggable fate is in your hands.