THE ELEMELONS

Along time ago, in a galaxy far, far away:
MELONS IN PERIL!
Melons are being pillaged across the galaxy,
THE ELEMELONS, after being bitten by a certain band of adolescent, radioactive turtles, have gained the powers of the ELEMENTS!
Our heroes, the ELEMELONS fight to liberate their ex-species, THE MELONS, who have been enslaved by the evil EMPIRE of SUPER MARKET CONVENIENCE! But first, they must rise from the ranks of scum and silver that is the steam community. We follow our heroes on their mighty quest...