When I initially created this steam group, I was prettymuch just fucking around with story-writing. I made the group for a few friends, had the wordly word of the month, and all is good.

Considering that I am sad and a hopeless addict to PAYDAY2, and I am looking for people who play Planetside and Payday, I decided to rebuild the group.

As of right now, These are the two main shooters I play, but I understand that people have a wide range of games they too enjoy. So here's the Plan C. It's a carbon copy of Plan B.

Are you hopelessly addicted to a game? Do you positively NEED people for this addiction? Do you want people to indulge in your desires? Invite them here. You can use this Steam community to go through, and find people playing the game you're into. From there, just simply join them! Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy!

I hope to have the ZTC rebuilt, and grow to a large Steam community. I have also enabled the forums, so you can chat about how awesome the Corporation is. Considering that this is the ZTC, there really isn't any other topic.

So, you've been invited, you've joined... Here's what you do.

1. Have a drink! Congratulations! You're now a full-time employee! Keep an eye on your phone. A recruitment Specialist may contact you for a task. We may compensate you on completion of that task. (No, you won't be living through Hotline Miami. That'd be pretty sweet though, right?) This drink does not need to be alcoholic, we actually prefer you drink cold, clean H2O, or afruit juice of your choice if it is around either 0700, 1200, or 1700.

2. Look through your Steam friends list. Cherry pick the people you find who are the most enjoyable to play with. RL friends, people with headsets. That sort of thing. We want cool people within the ZTC. People you enjoy playing with. That sort of stuff.

3. Marvel over your headset. Really, Co-operative games require a headset. If you don't have one, then I dare say you should get one, or consider leaving the Corporation.

4. Play videogames. The ZTC is gathering statistical information over what kind of person you are, and how you play games. Don't worry about how we gather that information! Just try not lto look toward the corner of your room to maintain ignorance. STOP! DON'T LOOK! Phew... we were close, weren't we?

5. Look through the Corporate playerlist when you need a buddy. Feel free to shoot a message to that person. "Hey, I'm playing shooterguy co-op, wanna join?" Easy! That person will either respond with a Yes or No, and if they responded with the former, shoot them a invite! Horray! Friendship at last!

6. Don't be a dick. Like I mentioned. The ZTC is for cool people. And you got recruited because you're a cool person. If you're generally an asshole toward other people, don't expect to be able to remain within the Corporation for long. We can only expunge you, because in SOME LAME Countries, sending out a hit-squad is still illegal. UGH!

7. Have fun. And feel free to let us know if you've done any major crowning achievement. An announcement may be made.