Some of you might've been wondering wherebouts I've been (probably not but imma tell youse anyway). The last few bits of a while I've been scouting locations for secure retreat in case of an outbreak, "Where?" you ask, "Piss off" I reply smuggly. See while we all know that zombies retain no memories of their previous lives is it really too taxing to safe-guard ourselves against the possibility of the converse. What I'm getting at here is even though zombies will 99% sure follow the real rules (scientifically proved to be true) of shuffling speed, no memories, not enough co-ordination to use tools or climb ladders. Why just protect against that? even one percent makes it a possibility and possibilities are always relevant. So what's the tips I'm giving you in this confusing rant? they're two fold



1. No matter how unlikely you have to be at least aware or the possibilities of zombies that we don't expect



2. Find a fucking safe place you can hold out, there's more about what's safe and what ain't in one of the tips (which you should be reading by the way). I f you think you can get by in your apartment or home or cardboard box you are so compleatly wrong I hate you. You simply can't protect homes well enough or store enough food and water to last more than a few months at best. Start scouting now if you want to live.



In closing, when you see a zombie remember to duck and cover, it will give those of us who are ready a clear shot at the brain