With our community growing, it is important to know the do's and don't's of our Yolo-gods. These are their 10 commandments, noted on 2 $wag T-shirts and one 'obey' cap, because there wasn't any room left:

#1: Thou shalt be thankful for thy $wag, for others are less fortunate.

#2: Thou shalt not give a fuck on any given day.

#3: Thou may have 99 problems, but ragers beyeth not one.

#4: Thou shalt not wear skinny jeans, for thy nuts will not fit.

#5: Thou shalt wear your pants lower than your ass crack, at any given moment of time.

#6: Thou shalt not miss an opportunity to express thy $wag, because #YOLO.

#7: Thou shalt not become mainstream

#8: Thou shalt only listen to underground music

#9: Thou shalt honor humans who beyeth more hip$ter than thou.

#10: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's $wag, nor his bitch or bl!ng-bl!ng.

Thou shalt follow these 10 Comm$wagments 24/7 to keep it holy.
#thegodshavespoken #YoLo4eva