srsly, its the same game, with soldier unlocks, except now everyones playing a soldier and I cant because i suck at it, I'm a ♥♥♥♥. Did i say i'm a thank god I dont still live in Africa American who digs 50ish year old men yet?

I would like to congratulate myself as player of the week. This will remain for all weeks from now on most likely as well, the rest of you are just awful.

5 hours to go and I'm not looking forward to carrying Cold and Froze through the entire game as usual.

If we cant get behind a jew-hating minority hating candidate dead for 40 years, who can we get behind???