You are one of my best friends! ^^

"Once I was walking down the road and saw a woman selling her ass. She had a great ass. I asked the price of her ass and then I bought her ass. I went home riding her ass which was now my ass. I tied that ass against a tree in my garden in order to ride that ass later. But that dumb ass ran off as the rope was loose. Then I had to get another ass. I went back to that woman with the great ass and took her own ass back to my house while riding that ass. Damn, it was a nice ass."