Praise our lord and savior, Sergeant Butter.

Well it was 20 years ago today,
Sergeant Butter taught a band to play,
They've been going in and out of style,
But there garenteed to raise a smile,
So may I intorduce to you,
The act you've known for all these years,
Sergeant Butter's Lonely hearts club band!

We're Sergeant Butter's Lonely hearts club band, we hope you will enjoy the show,
We're Sergeant Butter's Lonely hearts club band, sit back and let everything go,
We're Sergeant Butter's Lonely, Sergeant Butter's Lonely,
Sergeant Butter's lonely hearts club band!

It wonderful to be here,
its certainly a thrill,
You're such a lovely audiance we'd like to take you home with us we'd love to take you home!

I don't really wanna stop the show,
But I thought you might like to know,
That the singers gonna sing a song,
And he'd like you all to sing along,
So may I introduce to you,
The one an only Billy Shears,
And Sergeant Butter's lonely hearts club band!