I apologize for my substandard ability in English, as I am but a lowly dirty foreign peasant that has barely matriculated through first grade. It was quite the slog, but somehow I prevailed. Nonetheless, my teachers tell me that my diction, prose and grammar are hardly up to standard.

I also apologize for the formatting. I am inputting this text on the mobile rock and stick I use to peruse the internet, and need to use a handful of dirt every time I make an error.

Finally, I have been lurking in the shadows of this forum, observing with hunter's eyes as you who go unaware about your merry ways, tallying your posting habits, ensuring I have complete knowledge of all of your deficiencies, and thereby when I am ready to post an article I hope to manage, somehow, not to infringe upon anyone's sensibilities.