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Recommended: Rhymes Edition!

Quick & Fun Recommendations..........Through The Arts Of Rhyming!!!

''For a world without Rhymes,
Is a world close to chaos,
..........Something something,
......In the chambers of Naos?''

Things can only go up from that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. :(

For My Poetry Recommendations Please Visit My Curator Page Here

The Poetry Recommendations Page:
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/VideogamePoet#curation

Please Keep in Mind That Though I May be The Lyrical Master.......I Would Certainly like To Hear Your 'Attempts' at Game Related poetry as Well

Just start a new discussion and give it a go guys! And if you see 'jb2097' make some weird posts........just smile and don't look directly at his face. He will hopefully get bored and eventually move away. If that fails, try throwing blue eminems for him to chase, while you turn and leg it. :)

For no reason whatsoever here are what people have been saying about The Videogame Poet

''The videogame Poet....
....saved my children from drowning'' - A liar

''The videogame Poet....
....owes me £20...where is the bastard?'' - That bloke from the pub

''Some say he is to game recommendations....
....what George Lucas was to Batman.....♥♥♥♥ all!'' - An unborn child

''I did not..................
....have sexual relations with that woman'' - President Clinton

And no........that is not me in the picture...................I could never pull that outfit off...... :(

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Some Funny Poetry to Brighten the Day

19 de agosto de 2016 - crazycupmuffin | 0 comentarios

Check out discussions section for some funny (and one particularly depressingly real for me ) poems here:
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/VideogamePoet/discussions

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Back In The Day - By me.........that one guy :)

8 de agosto de 2016 - crazycupmuffin | 0 comentarios

Back in the day, When I was a lad,
To the shops we would go, me, mum & dad,
Mum would say something, like 'how has school been',
But me and dad, where nowhere to be seen,

For we'd be off, to the little game shop,
To oh so obviously, pick up another flop,
For back in the day, there was no internet,
To tell us which commodore, game we should get,

So we went on the artwork, and my dads intuition,
And pray he'd pick another winner, like 'impossible mission',
But alas this was, never meant to be,
As he'd pick out some tat, he paid with 50p,

Yet we would rush home, and get so excited,
Hoping this was the game, to make us delighted,
'One bite too deep', now this sounds good,
Followed by dad screaming, words that we're rude,

Yes it sucked sometimes, back in the day,
But when you got a good one, that all went away,
And now i've great memories, of dad and me,
Plus he taught me lots of good profanity,

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"My main love is Indie games, Unlike AAA they don't all look the same, I find the games over which you'll fap, And tell you about them through a funny rap, "

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crazycupmuffin 8 AGO 2016 a las 12:01 a. m.

lol hi thanks for joining. It's just a silly group where I recommend some games. And add some silly poetry to my recommendation. :P
Here is the link to my curator page where you can view them. :)
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/VideogamePoet#curation

Pippa 7 AGO 2016 a las 11:55 p. m.

What is this group? Lol

crazycupmuffin 7 AGO 2016 a las 8:13 p. m.

lol? No, but I am a Mike. :)

crazycupmuffin 7 AGO 2016 a las 8:07 p. m.

You can rest easy tonight my friend. I will keep my ladyboy photo collection securely in it's box in the wardrobe, where it has gathered dust since 1999. For that is when my uncle told me of the collection he gave me wasn't girls, but guys. :(
I never threw them out for I am but a pitiful horder. Yes, unable to even throw away ladyboy pictures from the last millenium.

Come to think of it................ ....I wonder why my uncle had those pictures in the first place?

crazycupmuffin 7 AGO 2016 a las 7:39 p. m.

jb sir........that was hilarious. I can't promise hot chicks on here. But I will do my best to find the best looking guys in lingerie that might just fool you. :)
Probably just need to look at some pictures of philipinnes shemales. Even my girlfriend tells me they are hot. XD

crazycupmuffin 1 AGO 2016 a las 4:24 a. m.

So yeah, this is where the magic happens.....................................................................................................................................................................tumbleweed rolls by...................................................................

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