To Promote the Awareness of the Serious Threat Imposed by Video Games and Their Developers on Our Youth in Todays World

VidGAA.LLC.

Everyday your children are at a potential risk to contract video game addiction.


Countless hours widdled away, pontificating their ever-so complex buzzies and go-tos on how to advance to that next level or defeat that big moogly-googly bossman hiding behind secret door number five. A world of peril, uncertainty, bad morals and offensive anti-Christian propaganda, contemporary video games are a long way off from the "Pong!" and "Pac-Men," we were so accustomed; these horrors lead only to one thing, and that is poor living.

No more are the shiny gold stars of yesteryear, the kind you captured as you frolicked about a world of pipes and mushrooms with your lovely younger, but much taller, Italian brother, trading stories of the old world and your mothers particularly ripe concoction of marinara sauce, grooming your moustaches and saving dames in pink dresses named after sexually suggestive fruit. Instead, for our children and loved ones, who really don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, its a full frontal life of Call of Duties where you kill airports full of Russian civilians (God Bless America) or Grand Theft Auto where you're given the chance to rape an infinite number of hookers. Every night, just raping hookers, without any foreseeable end.

We understand that this is frightening. We understand you are worried for your children's safety and innocence- and rightly so! They can't be trusted and are generally just a rubbish lot of ungrateful shits- but regardless of these hateful urges, and needs to make them fucking know what's right with the force of the law, and the law is the back of my angered hands, it's in our brain chemistry to protect them, and protect them we must, or we'd be generally failing one another as a species. Cuz' you gotta save the kids.

We here at the Video Game Addiction Awareness LLC. are committed to providing you with various ways to identify and deal with potential VGAddiction within your household, such as, but not limited to:

1. Helpful Lists

So, please! Join today, and come to gather in the glories of shared knowledge! Don't be afraid of VGAddiction, make VGAddiction be afraid of you!

God Bless
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