Come one, come all to the exciting new dynamic group, Ultra ♥♥♥ Guzzling Titans!

Welcome to the most radicool, extreme and exciting new group ever created on steam ever. This extreme group has only two goals: kick ass and guzzle ♥♥♥ and let me tell you we're fresh out of asses. Now you might hear conspiracy theories about malicious government programs such as MK Ultra but we only believe one such program actually exists: CumGuz Ultra. We are experts as well as historians on this legacied program which has been creating ♥♥♥ Guzzlers since the days of the Cold War. In this group you are not only expected to guzzle ♥♥♥ with extreme skill and precision, but also to know the history of the great ♥♥♥ guzzlers before you. Great american heroes such as John "Iron Throat" Steel or Eugene "The Great ♥♥♥ Sponge" Wallace (pictured in the group avatar) have been valiantly protecting the country from the greatest danger of them all: cummies.