The Iron Melon will rise again.

RANK RULES


-All Privates must answer to Corporals, all Corporals must answer to Captains ect.

-Only Captains and higher ranking members can promote people (Privates can't promote anybody, Corporals can't promote anybody).

-Privates MUST be the first ones to enter dangerous buildings, disarm bombs, be used as bait/meat shield ect.

-You MUST consult a general or higher ranking UMLF member before promoting someone.

-GO RECRUIT SOME PEOPLE!!!!!



RANKS:

Leader: Porkus.
2nd in Command: HopeIsDieing.

Generals: 262, Wesker.

Captains: Spider, Greg Pwns, Heinrich, Krash.

Corporals: MC Suckah, Phantom, TheShadyDealer, MusicMan.

Privates (meat shields): Anybody else that joins us.


Other Rules:

1. Ozzy must be killed/raped as much as possible.

2. Upon killing Ozzy, his body must be raped immediately.

3. Upon raping Ozzy, he must be raped again, then killed. (Revert to Rule #2)

4. If Ozzy is found dead, resuscitate him then revert to rule #3.
4a. If resuscitation is unsuccessful or impractical, try again within no more than 5 minutes. If failure persists, the last person to have had physical contact with Ozzy must be raped.

5. Failure to adhere to rules 1-4 will result in slow torture of the offending person.