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I kneel on my George Floyd toy every day. I kneel so much in fact, that its ruined my life. My kneeling levels are so dangerously high that my doctor says I will certainly die within a year. But I don't care. I need the kneelie goodness. I was fired from my job for spilling delicious, steaming, salty broth all over my George Floyd toy, constantly. Now my son doesn't call anymore, all of my friends say I'm crazy, and my father is disappointed in me. Months ago, with tears in her eyes, my wife turned to me and said, "Babe, I can't breathe." I wanted to tell her that her ultimatum was insulting and that I didn't have a problem, but I couldn't speak through the sheer comfort of the toy on my knee. I've lost everything..... I have nothing but the toys....... The toy is here for me....... The toy is all I need........ I love George Floyd toys....

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I kneel on my George Floyd toy every day. I kneel so much in fact, that its ruined my life. My kneeling levels are so dangerously high that my doctor says I will certainly die within a year. But I don't care. I need the kneelie goodness. I was fired from my job for spilling delicious, steaming, salty broth all over my George Floyd toy, constantly. Now my son doesn't call anymore, all of my friends say I'm crazy, and my father is disappointed in me. Months ago, with tears in her eyes, my wife turned to me and said, "Babe, I can't breathe." I wanted to tell her that her ultimatum was insulting and that I didn't have a problem, but I couldn't speak through the sheer comfort of the toy on my knee. I've lost everything..... I have nothing but the toys....... The toy is here for me....... The toy is all I need........ I love George Floyd toys....

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