hello my fellow roombas

help my roomba ate my medium-sized granular objects which i was collecting for a thing

In 5 days the roombas will be 2 years old! WE MUST CELEBRATE ALL WE'VE CLEANED!

MUST GET UNDER THOSE HARD TO REACH AREAS..!! I CAN'T GIVE UP MY DREAM ON BEING THE FASTEST AND MOAT EFFICIENT ROOMBA OUT THERE!!!

Who wants admin of this fantastic group? It has come to my attention that I can no longer sweep at a satisfactory rate. If only someone had an extra set of edgesweep(tm) replaceable bristles, maybe I could reach those hard to cover edges.

New recruits are a must, but they can't be any generic ♥♥♥♥♥♥ robotic poop smear, they must be Irobot(tm) Roomba(tm) grade. I know this is a tall task for a robot with less memory than a 1970's computer, but I feel that with our edgesence(tm) sensors, we can rise to the occasion. Go and we will cleanse the earth of those nasty..... Dust bunnies.

Yes boys this may be the biggest spill yet, but with our roombhome(tm) we can recharge multiple times per room, now we can driver over the same spot 5-6 times but not get the hard to reach spots that realy need it,

ATTENTION, I AM MAKING A BATTLEFIELD 4 PLATOON CALLED THE ROOMBAS. PLEASE JOIN IF YOU HAVE BATTLEFIELD 4

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AHHHHHHHH!!! THERE IS A CAT ON MEEEE!!!!!!