yo yo yo
YO my name is Loslie and I'm here to say
I eat haggis almost everyday
I fuck goats and I like to take it up the buuuuutt
I praise the great one using nothing but lads and goasts
I once got whiskey stuck in my back
I almost had a heart-attack
I grew a beard at three years old, that is really young, or so I am told
my name is Loslie and I'm here to say
I eat haggis almost everyday
When I am not eating haggis, I am checking out my beard
I'm trimming it but I still haven't gained any style
I wonder why? I hope I don't die
It seems everyday all I do is grow in size
I feel like, I've got nothing left to lad for
I'm just a manly lad
Neh I should stop, right there. THis shouldn't get real
I mean for real, I really think I'm the best lad rapper out there!
So if ur just a hag get out of my bag cause i don't want you there
I smell really lad I smell really strong
I am manlier than my own son
I would Love to stay longer and Spit some more bars but I've got to go to my next gig
At Dancin' With The Lads™